A man walks into a library and asks for a book on David Cameron to the first person he sees there.

''I'm not really sure if I am the right person for this job,'' the person replies.

''Yes, that's the one!''

Had a nightmare last night about Cameron he cloned himself and everyone apart from me in the UK was Cameron! :o

Welcome to Cameron's Britain.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/record-one...8.html#NlTWncW

Please Sir can I have some more?

Cameron - No drop dead I hate the poor always complaining always saying times are hard moan moan moan moan that's all I hear! What about us stinking Rich we suffer more than you the poor!

With the General Election looming, there's quite a lot of political jokes doing the rounds.
The worst thing is, that some of them will probably get elected...

I don't understand why politicians close parliament for the month leading up to a General Election.

Surely they don't want people to realise that the country runs just as well without them?

Civil Servants run the country Politicians screw up the country. :)

Got some free toilet paper today thanks to the Tories but only one sheet tightfisted bastards I need more than that! :timeout:

I see mad cow disease is alive and well:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk...-10193221.html

OK, she's a Daily Mail columnist (surprise), but has she remembered her husband is a Scot?

Mike.:har:

Me too bloody tight Tory bastards :haha:

Rgr that :yep:

David Cameron forgetting which team is his favourite is an honest mistake to make.

Like forgetting which pub his daughter is in.

So Cameron gets Villa and West Ham mixed up. In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter?.

It's not like he mistook IS for freedom fighters and wanted to bomb Syria on their behalf, is it?.

If Cameron was a prostitute he would have to pay me to have sex with him.

Passing comment from a women in the pub I heard. :har:

So toff boy wants to enshrine in law within 100 days that he wont raise VAT, N.I or Income Tax...
Labour have already said no VAT rises no NI rises and only tax rise will be 50% rate to make MILLIONAIRES pay the average £43,000 pa Cameron bunged them...
In 2010 toff boy said "NO VAT RISES" AND promptly RAISED it to 20%...
toff boy will slash TAX CREDITS to those earning UNDER £40k......affecting TENS OF MILLIONS on lower and middle pay to PROTECT HIS BLOODY MILLIONAIRE pals...
What's this about toff boy (a) PROTECTING MILLIONAIRES....(b) RAISING VAT before the 100th day AGAIN (c) PANIC AT A FAILING CAMPIAGN

I'd like to beg everyone NOT to vote for ukip in this years election.

I don't have anything against Nigel or his policies... I just don't want to lose the deposit on my mail order bride.