It isn't...it is hailing on Jimbo's parade and raining on yours along with lightning and 55kt winds...

I wish today didn't include people crushing other people's dreams.

Granted, they now smash them to smithereens instead.

I wish I knew why she sells seashells from the seashore.

Granted, but the knowledge of how she is greedy and wants money turns you into a Socialist

I wish all the damned Commies would die, once more!

Granted, all the damn Commies die once more, but now the CIA, NSA and other, as yet, unknown three letter acronyms for intelligence departments have nothing to do and start spying on you instead, causing it to be discovered that you have 3 rotting corpses in your refrigerator to be used for making the Thanksgiving dinner

I wish I didn't have to eat Thanksgiving dinner now that I found out about Raptor1's cannibalistic tendencies

Granted you don't have to eat Thanksgiving dinner now that you found out about Raptor1's cannibalistic tendencies...but you will be thankfull you didn't read the report where the CIA, NSA and other, as yet, unknown three letter acronyms for intelligence departments that have nothing to do
found in the cavity search...

I wish I could have been across the street, hidden by a cloaking device filming the raid..


KD

Granted, but as I am linked to a Dead-Cannibal Switch which sets off 120 kilos of TNT when I am killed during the raid (You'll never take me alive!), you are killed in the resulting explosion

I wish the CIA, NSA and other, as yet, unknown three-letter acronyms for intelligence departments which have nothing to do again will find something interesting to do

Granted, the CIA, NSA and other, as yet, unknown three-letter acronyms for intelligence departments which have nothing to do again found something interesting to do because the previously dead Commies have come back as the undead Commie Zombies and are in the process of scheduling their first world-wide tour

I wish I had tickets

Granted, but having tickets on yourself isn't that good

I wish I had a pet pangolin

Granted, but you forget to feed it one evening and instead of going looking for ants or termites, it devours you whilst you are sleeping.

I wish proximity issues were always further away.

Granted, your proximity issues got so far away they came back around the curved globe and smacked you upside the head.

I wish the power had not gone out last night.

Granted, it went out just now

I wish the power was in the right hands

Granted: the power is all yours...go for it :lol:

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I wish i had a little time?

Granted, you had a little time, and you wasted it writing that post

I wish I could spell Laissez Faire

Granted, you can spell Laissez Faire, but you can't go the the Faire at Laissez because the union of Faire workers has gone on strike and sabotaged the Fairess Wheel causing massive destruction and mayhem when the whell fell off of the Fairess and rolled into town crushing several buildings and Laissezians

I wish those Laisezzians could have run faster

Granted, now you cant stop spelling Laissez Faire, and you get awarded 1,000,000,000 dollars, euros, what ever the currency and have to write speach to get it. sadly all you want to write is Laissez Faire and you get denied for the 1,000,000,000 dollars, euros, what ever the currency so you dont have the 1,000,000,000 dollars, euros, what ever the currency.

I wish I could have Raptors 1,000,000,000 of raptors money.

Darnet DT beet me to it.