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Armistead 11-13-14 06:42 PM
a sow, I thought that was Swamp's butt stuck again...

swamprat69er 11-13-14 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2260717)
a sow, I thought that was Swamp's butt stuck again...
You do know what 'thought' did.

Armistead 11-13-14 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2260723)
You do know what 'thought' did.
All I saw was a hairy wrinkled pink arse with sores on it.....If it was a sow, you have my apologies, but i helped hold you down when the doc gave you a shot of antibiotics and I remember your arse quite well....

I knew we had a goat aft, so when did the sow come aboard?

Wolferz 11-14-14 03:56 AM
Are you man enough to narfle the garthog?
 
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I knew we had a goat aft, so when did the sow come aboard?
Pay aktung and you can sneak anything aboard.

Besides, we needed the extra ballast with that finicky ballast pump always on the fritz.
Gagula...
SNARF!:shucks:

Tango589 11-14-14 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2260508)
JEEZE! Show some respect Armibby there are no 3OO lb ugly women, just steatopygic love goddesses http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...naVenusBC2.JPG Revisit The 13th Warrior aka 'Eaters of the Dead' Just stay in the dark bilge with your 'eyes wide shut'....and it'll grows on ya! just don't let Padre Tango find out!:yeah:
Hey, don't let me get between you and the object of your depraved lustings, who am I to judge what a man finds worthy of his desires? (just keep the pictures to yourself :Kaleun_Sick:)

swamprat69er 11-14-14 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2260730)
I remember your arse quite well....
WHAT were you doing? Mapping my caboose?

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2260730)
I knew we had a goat aft, so when did the sow come aboard?
I knew you didn't appreciate being 'with' the goat and thought you would prefer a pig, just like in port.

Catfish 11-14-14 07:48 AM
^ Is this the "Battle of the Bilge" :hmmm:

Armistead 11-14-14 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2260755)
WHAT were you doing? Mapping my caboose?


I knew you didn't appreciate being 'with' the goat and thought you would prefer a pig, just like in port.
I wanna leave port to get away from my old sow...

swamprat69er 11-14-14 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2260787)
I wanna leave port to get away from my old sow...
Well, now you got a new sow. Just stay away from my caboose, you WILL get a shock.

Eichhörnchen 11-14-14 09:15 AM
STICKY BUNS
 
http://i.imgur.com/IftGRL9.png?1

mmMMMmmmm! Look at these, boys. Ask Tango if he can make you some of these beauties...

swamprat69er 11-14-14 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen (Post 2260802)
http://i.imgur.com/IftGRL9.png?1

mmMMMmmmm! Look at these, boys. Ask Tango if he can make you some of these beauties...
Nice looking buns!
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg ooooooooooooooo!

Armistead 11-14-14 12:29 PM
yes, i would like some of tango's hot sticky buns....:woot:

Tango589 11-14-14 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2260814)
Nice looking buns!
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggg ooooooooooooooo!
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2260836)
yes, i would like some of tango's hot sticky buns....:woot:
A) I'm worried that Swamprat and Armistead are admiring my buns,
B) I haven't got any toffee sauce, Donna was seen eating it straight from the jug with a wooden spoon.

swamprat69er 11-14-14 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2260843)
A) I'm worried that Swamprat and Armistead are admiring my buns,
I haven't checked out your buns, but now that you mention it, I certainly will.:arrgh!:

Tango589 11-14-14 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2260844)
I haven't checked out your buns, but now that you mention it, I certainly will.:arrgh!:
Well, I hope you appreciate their firm, round shape, pleasing texture and cinnamon flavour.

Armistead 11-14-14 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2260844)
I haven't checked out your buns, but now that you mention it, I certainly will.:arrgh!:

they were great, much better than Donna's buns by far.

Eichhörnchen 11-14-14 02:00 PM
(And were they sticky?)

Tango589 11-14-14 02:16 PM
Only at the end.:o

Wolferz 11-14-14 02:45 PM
Bad news boys...
 
The Navy has decided to decommission this old boat due to it sinking a pier by diving while still tied up to said pier.

I tried to plead our case to no avail. They didn't grasp the reasoning for a test dive while in port. We certainly didn't want to try it in deep water, that's for sure! :roll:

swamprat69er 11-14-14 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2260894)
The Navy has decided to decommission this old boat due to it sinking a pier by diving while still tied up to said pier.

I tried to plead our case to no avail. They didn't grasp the reasoning for a test dive while in port. We certainly didn't want to try it in deep water, that's for sure! :roll:
Maybe, just maybe they wanted us to do the test dive in deep water so they could get rid of us and call it an 'accident'.


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