^ My research tells me otherwise.
< Prepares for war.
v If it bleeds we can kill it.

^ But not eat it
< Time for a sandwich
v What filling do you prefer

^I haven't been to the dentist for ages
< eats dark chocolate cause its good for your health so im told
v Know of any good for your health foods?

^ Don't think I've ever personally met any
< Must have the New Year off
v Will you be working during the festive period

^ Jobless at the mo. but hopefully I will ahve some source of income by Christmas
< it's been an off day.
V how has your day been?

^ I hear there are jobs to had down at the docks... doing... favours for sailors... :O:
< Has a belter of a cold but had a great time with his girlfriend yesterday :)
V Is snowed in

^ No sign of snow here
< Still expecting a white christmas
v Reckon you'll see santa this year

^ Better not be right;
< Will shoot santa If he sees him;
v Better warn santa!

^ Still believes
< Is doubtful
v Also believes

^You should belive!
< I belive and wait for him to drink a glass of conhac!
V Has no doubt!

^ Undoubtedly so
< Time for a can
v Probably uses a mug

^ mugs are for mugs
< is a mug
v got mugged last night

^ Tried to mug me last night.
< But I remugged him in return.
v With a mug like his, probably shouldn't post a mug shot.

^ Bleedin right
< What's my mug look like
v Better then yours

^ http://rlv.zcache.com/awesome_mug-p1...3z8ndj_400.jpg ?
< totally should stick to the rules and not post pictures but honestly, Jim, I couldn't resist.
V wants coffee mug above