Granted, it involves hiring people to do stuff for you, which soon bunkrupts you anyway

I wish something completely unacceptable

Granted, you are now demoted to private and told by the 'new' general to dig latrines.

I wish Raptor1 accepts his new job I gave him



.

Granted, he accepts it and then passes on the responsibility to you.

I wish I could conform with ambiguity.

Granted, you do, but what you do has yet to be determined as it is not as ostentatious as you might want to think it could have been had you accepted it will the full enthusiasm you should have...

I wish for a more clear picture of the world...

Granted, you have a more clear picture of the world, but now that it is totally clear, it looks even sh!ttier than you first thought

I wish I could have a do-over

Granted, but it is equally horrendous

I wish the coppers were made out of copper

Coppers are made out of copper, the problem is the word copper does not really mean copper, everything just thinks it does because of he ambiguous way words have been used in the Esperanto language and therefore what you think is copper is actually bullsh!t.

I wish I understood the nature of the universe...

Granted and you now understand why you don't fit into the scheme of things

I wish for the perseverance of a saint

Granted, you are now experiencing the same feeling as Joan of Arc....enjoy the bonfire.

I wish the same fate befell you all.

Granted, the same fate befalls us all, we are doomed to posting in this thread at least once a day for all of eternity

I wish to have the day off from trials and tribulations

Granted, you sleep the day away, miss your car payment and mortgage payment, have your car and house repossessed, but since you are sleeping, you are utterly peaceful and filled with bliss...until tomorrow...


I wish smilies were not always so round...:03:

Granted, but on your day off your wife makes you clean out the garage, paint the house, do the dishes, wash the laundry, and take out the trash.


I wish I had a glass of water.

Granted, but your childrens will start wars to get water because of the pollution and the world weather change.

I wish every person in the world, included me could behave like the bible teachs.;)

Granted, everyone is erecting crosses and roaming about looking for people to nail them to.

I wish my cupboard was bare.

Granted, your cupboard is bare of space to put anything else into...and instead is full of bullsh!t - just like you.

I wish all Mothers to have a very happy Mothers Day!