Both :)

I was unconscious after being in the pub :haha::haha:

Okay, now I'm confused.:hmmm:

In a speech David Cameron said, "With a future Conservative government, we would have a truly seven-day NHS."

What he really means is, if the Conservatives win the election, the NHS will be closed down and sold off within a week.

Patient
Doctor I have a problem I want so beat the crap out the Tory scum with a baseball bat.

Doctor
Get behind me I'm first.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/cameron-su...2.html#T2vRpkd

Dose this mean if he wins hes not doing the full five years? But didn't he say he was? Make your bloody mind up!

Quote:

100 biggest failures of David Cameron's Tories, May 2010 to Present

http://www.greenbenchesuk.com/2015/0...-camerons.html


Only 100. :hmmm:

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And omen of sorts??????:hmmm:

oh dear April 1st and the Tories usual "business support letter" from their donors is rushed out to calm the nerves after a desperate start to the Tory campaign.....on a day when Labour defend the job rights of 900,000 exploited workers...
103 business millionaires MANY of whom don't have a UK vote v 900,000 exploited workers and millions more FEARING the same exploitation if Cameron gets back in...

The Conservatives are proposing to promote marriage by increasing the married couples' tax allowance.

An archaic, discredited institution, largely irrelevant in the modern age, the Conservative Party was founded in the late 17th century.

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I'm bloody pissed off my bit on the side Natalie Bennett right bit of hot totty, nice bit of crumpet is not next to me in the debates, dam you SKY.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/image...97_bennett.jpg

Oh David big boy I love you why has SKY kept us apart?

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gp/S...dvSggV3X5l.jpg

I told SKY to keep you two apart and if I catch you blowing a kiss David I will cut off your love spuds.

^^^
:har::har::har::har: