Granted, he did after he was thrown into the river with cement overshoes on...but you still do not get to take on his post count.

I wish dreams were not so easily crushed.

Granted, dreams are not so easily crushed, they are ridiculously easily crushed

I wish a wish that smells like a fish and tastes like a knish on a dish at the home of a girl named Tish

Granted and Dr. Seuss decides to sue you for copyright on that wish

I wish I could resist wish crushing for more than a day

Granted! Now your computer will detonate in 5 seconds...:arrgh!:

I wish there are two internets... :lol:

Granted, there are actually three, but when you go to try and see what is on them, 'ACCESS DENIED'.

I wish wishing wasn't so wishy-washy.

Granted, wishing isn't so wishy-washy, it's now washy-wishy-mushy-squishy-fishy

I wish this wish wasn't really a wish, but a concealed explosive device so that whomsoever crusheth it be bloweth to itty-bitty-bits

Granted, it's now willy nilly.

I wish I could beat the unbeatable foe.

Granted, its the dreaded mob boss doctor who and despite beating him, he goes back in time to stop you from beating im and it causes a time paradox where mutant daleks with kilts do naughty thinsg to you while the universe implodes and ever...eh?


I wish I could Understand doctor who storylines.

You do, but then you are declared insane and put away in an iron mask forever in a french dungeon...

I wish for a wish that was a wish which wished for neverending stories...

Granted, you are locked in a room full of 4-5 yr old kids and you are forced to read them fairy tales forever and ever... the end...

I wish baloons filled with hydrogen didn't explode...

Granted, they now release deadly mustard gas into the air around them instead

I wish mustard gas wasn't deadly

(Even though it isn't too deadly in reality)

Granted mustard gas isnt deadly, although when sprayed with it you become swamped with people hitting you with buns and weenies...(take that the weay you like) and get beat down to a red headed step child...

I wish Karma wasnt so deadly....


KD

Granted, it is now 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 001% less deadly

I wish the numbers would add up

Granted, it would result in your death...

I wish there was a politics-free day...

Granted, but it is now replaced by a fairy tale day.

I wish the Joker wasn't funny.