I didn't mean to suggest it was that good :)

Well, that's dinner decided, except I'll be serving goat instead of Zods' butt cheeks. Also, I don't have any brown sugar, rum, mustard, capers or collard greens, so it's goat with hallucinatory mushrooms and corn pone served with iffy salad cream and seasoned with finely ground 'roaches. Bon Apetite!

Do they have to be good? Slowly our numbers grow as we take more and more power here at Subsim. A win in the contest would be good advertising, nothing more......and we have the numbers to do it....:D

Don't forget, we'll be fishing while on patrol. I plan to troll for some grouper.

Donna also kept the secret ingredient on the top shelf, she called it "crab pepper." It's actually pubic lice we pick off each other like monkeys, instead of disposing it, she put it in a pepper shaker...

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Armistead graciously drove around Wewak as we looked for the chief and took him to the club.

Yes, that's a genuine Wewak Slugger. After seeing this picture, I should have taken my Hell's angel's suggestion and wore a helmet. The hair was really scaring the common folk on the island.

We could have left the island long before the nuptials if Armistead hadn't sank our damned ship!

C'mon, that was a picture the Wewak News took of us as we escaped through town....We just ran out of gas.....Later, it became a wanted poster and we made our way through the jungle, found the rest the crew and escaped on our lifeboat.

That picture was from the return to Wewak trip.
The chief looked better with that big old knot on his head and the bone knocked out of his nose.:up:
I'm still saddened at not finding Kinki. I guess they sacrificed her to the volcano.:wah:

Want me to post the pics from our visit to the Isle of Sodom?

There is lots of luvin' in Lulu. Just don't run out of sacks!:D

Look, I was forced to do that stuff, I only smiled in the pics hoping they thought I enjoyed it and would relent...

A likely story.:har:

Did it ever occur to you after all this time she may look more like her sister now? Anyway, maybe I'm wrong and you'll lead us into combat.

In regard to Lulu...
 

Good woman:up:
Pull plow:yep:

Well, at this stage of your life.....I'm just say'n you aren't the young man you once were....

so you can't pull your own plow.:)

a 300 lb fat ugly woman at this stage of life is just what Wolferz needs......

JEEZE! Show some respect Armibby there are no 3OO lb ugly women, just steatopygic love goddesses http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...naVenusBC2.JPG Revisit The 13th Warrior aka 'Eaters of the Dead' Just stay in the dark bilge with your 'eyes wide shut'....and it'll grows on ya! just don't let Padre Tango find out!:yeah:

It's a cultural thing, Princess Lulu is considered a beauty in her tribe...In tribal cultures men look for big hips, shoulders, etc....

and my wife ain't the thin gal she use to be, but I actually like her better with meat on her tush.....in the dark anyway..

Pictures or it didn't happen... Okay, maybe not.:dead:

I did find the music video of the occasion though. No foolin', honest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URl16ETkZ08

At my age...
More cushion equals less pushin':arrgh!:

The only problems I ran into with Lulu was my sow became jealous and she got stuck in the hatch, trapping poor Armistead in the escape trunk. He couldn't eat bacon, fish, or cottage cheese for a month without retching!:dead:

FYI: Retching is Donna's special Crème Fraiche.