I am willing to wash your crusty old socks. Can't be any worse than mine own crusty yellow ones, eh? (I'll let you discover why they are yellow.)

So,@Armistead,honorary member? (A suitable position to begin my ill-fated attempt at world domination.) What must I do to become one?

Get a member to nominate you for a vote. The vote first being approved by the general members. If you get enough votes, that only gets your application sent to the Rat Council for another vote. If you pass that vote, then your app goes to the Board. If the Board approves it, it then goes to the Executive branch. If approved, we will then put it for a full vote to all members. If you get enough votes, then you're on probation for 90 days as an honorary member. During that time, you have to do 3 things.

Insult a moderator, without getting a permanent forum ban. {tricky}
Sniff every fart at command....
Wash underwear....

At the end of 90 days, you'll go through a mild hazing, followed by learning and partaking of the secret handshake with every member..{cept Donna}
After that, you'll bend before Zod and kiss his ring. Then you'll be a full member.

You can skip this process with a one time payment to the Treasurer {Armistead} for $100 and be a full member in poor standing. For an extra $50, I'll throw in a committee position...

And here is a fine example of a man that was willing to go through the full process and on his way to being a full member. In fact, it's time to call a formal meeting giving him full membership.

Well, insult a moderator. Not sure 'bout that, but I'll bite. Everything else, though, I'm fine with. Not sure if my parents want me yanking on another's wanker, though.

Eh, second thought, sod them. What they don't know won't hurt them, aye?:03:

Now, any dog willing to nominate me? I'll be at the bar for now if you need a word.

Wait, what?......Talking about me behind my back right in front of me. :nope:

I'll put your name forward if you stand me a 'couple' of drinks...:()1:

Save yer money, you'll never get past the moderator insult stage.

Mines a Brown Dog

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Who said anything about yanking wankers....where did you hear that?

You have to insult a mod just the right amount. If you do it right, you'll get a warning, if you want to impress us, get sent to the brig, do it wrong, well, nice knowing ya.....The trick is to piss one off without breaking the rules. However, if one thinks you're doing it to join the rats, they'll make you suffer, so be mum about it...

I think he heard it from the boats priest, who happens to be partial to that sort of thing.

but you're the boats priest...and that's where we got the secret handshake from....

Mines HAMM"S

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I fought for you Aktung and damn near ended up in the brig with you. Question is, what did our leader do?

One of these days.......

I've got a bottle of 40-year old scotch I haven't killed yet. Will that do?

And Armistead, Tango's right. Your priest is quite a fellow.

You're a shoe-in Endrass. The rank and file have already begun your hazing.
Insult a moderator?:timeout: Indeed not!
Well, not intentionally anyway.:03:
Insult can't be given, unless taken. So, if a moderator takes your insult, well, we won't be responsible and will disavow any knowledge of your actions.:hmmm:

Don't forget, an extra special circumcision will be the consequences of getting caught and tossed in the brig.

:/\\chop:

We'll just add Nub to our growing list of nicknames.