keep an eye out

for Harold at Hastings

before cutting off the

whisker of the midget

whose follicles were as

tender as a womans

lips on a cold

and frozen door knob

. The cavalry then came

and was quickly routed

when casting eyes on

King Harold's hot mistress.

I'm in a right quandry now because the top post contained a full stop which denotes the end of a sentence.

Sooooo, at the risk of offending somebody I'll go with that....no offence intended though.


If you go down

to the pig pen

with the anticipation of