Granted. Mush's home is filled floor to ceiling with Australian Red. But not just any Red, this is that legendary blend of Coonawarra Cabernet and Barossa Shiraz, the 1962 Pendfolds Bin 60A. Mush is giddy with delight. He drinks through the spring thaw and collapses flat on his face in a drunken stupor. From his vantage point he watches the leaves blossom on the trees outside his bedroom window. Then he sees the leaves fall as Autumn turns to winter. Soon the snow begins to fall....

I wish I had a Pioneer Elite 60 inch 1080p plasma HDTV with a Blu-Ray player, Def Tec towers, and the blu-ray disc of Dave Matthews live at Radio City Music Hall and Catherine Zeta Jones snuggled up next to me in that sexy little red thing I bought her for Christmas while we both enjoy a bottle of 1962 Penfolds Bin 60A and sing along with Dave as he belts out "Crash into me". (http://music.aol.com/video/crash-int...tthews/1954082)

Granted, but you know you're getting an old black & white curved TV with no remote, a mono speaker, a recording of Dowly squeaking and Hillary Clinton drunk on Budweiser jumping all over you while you scream for help in terror and panic.

I wish August would let me pirate on his Christmass decoration. :arrgh!:

Granted, but so many people disagree with what you do that the community send you to Coventry for your actions and you have to resort to creating your own thread as this is now your only means of posting and maintaining what little sanity you have left.

I wish Ubisoft would release a SH V.

Granted but it turns out to be direct plagerism of Silent service and
the eula you clicked agreement to granted you full legal responsibility
Sued by the descendants of micro prose employee's led by the great
great grandson of fletcher christian your are left void
of any bribe money and can no longer afford a pack of crisps or even
to pay attention.

I Wish that future sims would merge all branch's into a wonderful
"second life of the second world war" where you can be rosie the
rivetter , albert speer, Ike or Johnny frost in the air on the ground
and at sea. and where when you spend your weekend sailing
a virtual convoy across the ocean you get payed huge money because
telepresence allowed you to be working a real convoy of goods at the
sametime as you played allowing us all to make a living in playing our
favourite sims (except rdp)

Granted...You emerge from the telepresence transmorgifier as Hilary Rodham the riveter. After an exhausting day of riveting you fall asleep in the cargo hold of a liberty ship bound for Guadalcanal. The ship is torpedoed 175 miles west of Espirtu Santo but you manage to survive by clinging onto a large barco lounger. After several days of drifting northward you are swallowed by a gigantic whale. The whale endures a bad case of indigestion but continues on its migratory route north. As the whale approaches Honshu it is spotted by several Japenese fishing vessels. It is soon surrounded and harpooned. The fishermen bring the whale aboard and cut open the carcass. That's when you are discovered and taken prisoner, but not before the fishermen have their way with you.

I wish TteFAboB didn't mess up my last wish. You got to admit that was a heck of a wish. And how someone could be so inconsiderate as to replace Catherine Zeta Jones feeling all mellow and loose from the wine with a cackling agressive Hilary sloppy drunk on Bud is just beyond me. Why would you do that? I wish to have my last wish back.

Granted but 1 could have 1 wish to grant and now all of them you can not get back.
I wish i could fly better with my new Joystick in IL2

Granted you fly better but you still can't shoot straight.

I wish they'd do a state of the art remake of Aliens vs Predator for the PC.

Granted, They have however you do not have the ability to run it as it requires more PC hardware and power than you can afford.

I wish Santa would bring me something nice tonight!

Granted but from santas perspective a lump of Coal is nice

I wish everbody gets to give what the wanted to for christmas.
M

granted, but for some reason all packages get delivered to the wrong persons so your still not happy with the gift


i wish i hadnt go to my family without my cat :shifty:

Granted but Miss Kitty went all by herself and sneaked out when you were sleeping and you have been looking for her.
I wish i dont have to go to cousins house tom.

granted, but then he comes over to your place and ruins everything.


i wish Nicl would stop talking about "miss kitty" :stare: (or i will shoot him soon)

Granted, but he now talks about Mr. Kitty instead.

I wish santa would bring me a Type XXIII 1/72nd scale model.

Granted but its child proof and so comes with one piece already
missing (conning tower)


I wish I didnt have to change the element in the oven
at the same time as Im prepping the turkey.:shifty:

Granted, but that means you have to eat the turkey raw or starve to death.

I wish I didn't have to change the toilet seat on Xmas Eve.