Granted, you have some Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows, but they were ground up in that last Whopper that you ate and you now have Radioactive Exploding Zombie diarrhea

I wish not to be the person that has to clean up after Raptor1

Granted, now you have to clean public bathrooms, with a tooth brush.

I wish that there were no Radioactive zombies.

Granted, they are all replaced by normal Zombies in the next Zombie apocalypse

I wish the Axis didn't have those infernal 4o6s

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:No crush there, already had to do that in boot camp:D

:rotfl: Get going thoes toilets need a good scrubing.:rotfl:

Granted the axis now has the dreaded 411 posi...making their cars hook up on nailing the throttle...resulting in a crash through the crowd on rapid accelleration and maming 35 spectators...you were one of them

I wish TF and DT had wished a wish...and now would inherit an IQ of 127


KD

Granted, they inherit an IQ of 127 above you, which gives them an IQ of exactly 50 once you add them together.

I wish this game were not so addicting...

Granted, you now fall asleep out of boredom, are late for work tomorrow and lose your job.

I wish Dangermouse wasn't so friendly.

Granted he isn't...it is just a ruse to lull you into a false sense of security while he steals your cheese.

I wish I had overslept this morning so I would be late for work and lose my job.

Granted, you lost the job but your superior decided to give you a second chance.

I wish we would go on that "alcohol trip" in two weeks

Granted, but the alcohol is that 'polish gut rot' that makes you violently sick.

I wish my suspicions were well founded.

Granted, your suspicions are well founded, they are well founded in the concrete of the foundation that your feet are also founded in and it will be a hundred years before your skeleton is also founded by the lady on "Bones" who has to spend an hour figuring out how you got founded in your suspicious foundation

I wish this game would continue until we find the forum limit on thread posts

Granted, your drink WAS poisoned

EDIT: Gah

Granted, the game continues until the unforseen limit of SQL databases causes it to crash and destroys the internet as well

I wish Jimbuna would get to the hospital right away

Granted, jimbuna becomes the first person to travel beyond the speed of light.

I wish I knew who Dr Who was.

Granted, but because you know his secret identity as a mob boss, you are fitted with cement shoes and thrown in the river

I wish Jimbuna stopped messing with the mob