Granted, he covered them with 3 Italian factors

I wish the Italians would just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to

Granted the Italians just surrender seeing as they don't have anywhere to retreat to...except a sub...now it's called an Italian Sub...with Mayo

You buy one,choking, because you bit off more than you can chew. The fat lady sitting across from Jimbo once again saves a life by hurling her 390# body across your torso to get the bit of sandwich, you savored so much, to dis-lodge from your throat...your crushed like your dream into a pool of mush...although while dis-lodging the bite of sandwich, which in turn hurls into the air, a dog from the sidelines jumps into the air swallowing the chuck of food which hours later he craps onto the floor...which causes four peoples death from slipping and falling....


I wish he had ordered chips with that meal....



KD

Granted, he ordered chips with that last meal, but they were Buffalo chips 'causing even more slipping and falling and dying and stinking and brown mess for the janitor (insert favorite subsimmer's name here) to clean up

I wish I could stop laughing at the image created by Koondawg's crush:rotfl:

Granted, you now start crying uncontrollably.

I wish cannibals had better taste.

Granted, they taste you with BBQ sauce

I wish the Axis would give up

Granted, they already did! And you have been tasked to hunt down for them using a nail and a paperclip...

I wish guns never jammed.

Granted, now they dont work at all.

I wish that Time would wait for me (when I want it to)

Granted, but whilst you are waiting history repeats and we all die horribly in the vacuum of space

I wish cream drushing was as gratifying as dream crushing

Granted now everytime you crush a dream you will step in a jiant ball of cream. (best I could do now)

I wish I was better at crushing dreams.

I hate to tell you this, but you will never get better at it...in fact you will get worse.

I wish I had some lemon bars to eat tonight...

Granted you get your lemon bars...but they come in the form of 6x12 planks with lemon pledge on em....the splinters alone kill you....although you crap out a small birdhouse before you die....:up:

I wish small birdhouses were actually condos...for multiple families


KD

Granted, and as the protagonist for this movement you get to move your family into the first one and find that your sofa just won't fit through the hole in the front.

I wish I had a flame thrower

Granted, but your aim is bad and you incinerate the family pet, mistaking it for Task Force.

I wish conundrums were explicit.

Granted conundrums are explicit...however they change the spelling to c-o-n-d-u-m-s...people rejoice and clowns start making balloon animals from them...


I wish insurgents glowed green in the dark...

Granted, they also irradiate anywhere they go to and are now known as Radiation Zombie Insurgents, only effective weapon against them is Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows

I wish I had some Radioactive Exploding Zombie Cows