First attempt I got 5 :timeout:

Yeah but I kept targetting Beckham, don't care for the guy.

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Good question

Just heard on the news another case of female genital mutilation.

David Cameron has today suffered a paper cut!

90 days until the General Election and only the Green Party and Plaid Cymru have announced a defence policy in their manifestos:

http://www.thinkdefence.co.uk/2015/0...defence-policy

Just goes to show how out of touch both parties are...we don't have anything left to defend the country with.

Screw you I'm all right..

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I got my Spud Gun ready to take on any bastard. :03:

And my super spud gun, bring it on you bastards.

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^ That looks like it could drown anybody...in custard :)

I must be the exception to the rule, I've never been so well off :hmmm:

Ed Miliband 'won't back down' on tax avoidance campaign

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31468781


Think as had one of his best weeks if not the best as Labour leader, lets hope that he can get even better in the next 4 to 6 weeks.




Put 20 quid on us us to get a majority at SkyBet good odds as well 9/1 :yep:

You're better off than our pensioners even if you're sarcastic :03:

No winter fuel allowance (we have worse winters :O: ) and they loose their right to a pension if they work on the side.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31464897

Here's a smart move, Dave! Since the NHS is 'close to breaking point' and 'overstretched' why not put a couple of hundred thousand more people into it for giggles? :/\\!! And while these people are on a 24 month waiting list, you can take away their benefits which means they won't appear on the lists you publish to the press so you can claim that you're reducing benefits claimants! Genius! Oh...the people who you've taken off benefits are committing suicide? Well, that takes them off even more lists! Good-oh! :rock:

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Cameron is walking on a dangerous borderline and if he crosses it what next?