I wish the walking dead would lie down and sleep.

Granted, in YOUR backyard!

I wish I could stop my hiccups.

Granted they stop when you die in JB's back yard.

I wish the elections took 3 days.

granted, they take 3 days but it does not change the fact that you are deprived of voting right.

I wish that old vet would win.

Your wish is granted - NOT

I wish elections were last week instead of tomorrow....

Granted, the elections were last week, but since the vote ended in a tie and Congress and the Senate cannot decide who should be President and Vice President (respectively), Nancy Pelosi becomes President and immediately declares herself the supreme Monarch of the USA and abolishes the Constitution

I wish my candidate (Howdy Doody) had won instead.

Granted, his first act as President is to annex your place as a puppet state

I wish puppets could run the country without pulling strings

Granted, it is the puppet masters who do the string-pulling...

I wish TarJak could get his act together... :arrgh!:

Granted TJ gets his act together, but it comes to late in the play....ACT VI and being a musical most people wont see it because they have fallen alseep...

I wish Plays weren't so boring and have so many acts....


KD

Granted, the next play you attend shall consist of only 1 Act - 6 minutes long...replayed 100 times over.

I wish today were Wednesday.

Granted, the end of the world comes on Friday, so we have even less time to spend the rest of our lives

I wish the end wasn't so near

Granted, it's now far far away.

I wish wisdom was hereditary.

Granted, your kids say that 2+2=5

I wish Jimbuna stopped using phrase "fair and square" when it comes to L.H

Granted, he uses the phrase "death to the infidels" instead

I wish communists were more combustible

Granted, communists are more combustible, with the uninteded side effect of causing all news broadcasters, artists, teachers and actors to burst into flames all at once leaving us nothing to watch on TV or in the theaters and no one to teach us how to not call each other bad names before we even know what those names mean and leaving us all bored to death (literally)

I wish being bored was more fun (and healthy)