Granted flys stay out of the ointment...but the ointment you used attracks mosquitoes...you get the west nile virus and succumb to a blood sucking fest which leads to your death....



I wish kittens didn't have such sharp f'n claws...

KD

Granted, but it grows back in a few days, ready to maul you again...

I wish tires cannot be punctured while still being made of rubber and the usual stuff...:arrgh!:

Granted, they can't be punctured as they don't have air inside anymore

I wish cars had treads instead of wheels

granted, but they break down every day.:yep:

I wish for world domination. (or atleast quality control):lol:

Granted, world domination under my iron-fisted rule

I wish TF is happy with the tyranny he brought on the world

Granted, Task Force is happy with current regime but I'm waging a guerrilla war in Raptor1's frontier borders.

I wish Raptor1's capital is undefended so I could take it! :arrgh!:

Undifended, but is surouned by a giant canyon that you cant get accrost.

I wish Rifleman had a helocoptor to get accrost the canyon.

Granted (Even though it's Helicopter, but e/w), but he can only transport 4 people across and they are quickly seized by the imperial guard and shot to death without trial (The Helicopter is put in a museum)

I wish this silly revolt would stop trying to oppose me

Granted, this silly revolt stops trying to oppose you and starts to support you, but since they are a silly revolt, they do so by dressing up as clowns or as Michael Jackson and campaign for you on a platform of free cotton candy and questionable pictures of monkeys for all causing a non-silly revolt in Raptor1land which succeeds and overthrows your silly revolt tyrrany

I wish Raptor1 had thought about the ramifications

Granted, but he relied on someone elses interpretation because his brain is defective.

I wish someone would blow your mind.

Granted, it is you, and when the coppers find out that you were mass-murdering people, they send you away to Gulagland for the rest of your life

I wish a wish that wishes something or other

Granted, but seeing as you don't get something you have to make do with the other.

I wish my neighbours dog (German Shepherd....all hair and teeth) would bite the bitch who sits opposite me at work.

Granted but now you have to do her work too while she's in hospital.


I wish I was somebody...

Granted, you are somebody, just not somebody that anyone ever hears about

I wish I knew if Biggles was a communist spy

Granted, you now know whether Biggles is a communist spy, but since you now know, he has to kill you

I wish this guy :smug: wasn't so smug