The strangest thing happened to me today.
Three of the Bosnians I work with (and get along extremly well) bought me coffee during break, the suddenly one of them pulled a Quran from his backpack and started reading some lines in arabic. When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam :doh:

Salam Alekum :O:

taking into consideration these 72 virgins already waiting for you...this seems to be a good news, right? :)

Are there only female virgins :huh:

Only for martyrs and my ego is too big to go blow myself up :shifty: this world needs me alive :|\\

Quick, cleanse yourself with alcohol and bacon butties. :smug:

Careful it could be a test...if they find out your a virgin you could become a valuable commodity to them :hmm2:

What do you mean if I'm a virgin :stare:

I do get some. It's just theres so much time in between that I probably regain my virginity :O:

Pictures or it didn't happen :smug:

You dirty little... Why do you even want to see that :huh:

Well I've seen you fleeing with a beach towel in tow so wouldn't mind seeing you captured :)

There was that one time I captured a prey and then got hunted by her boyfriend :doh:

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...14369192_n.jpg

Red eyes...must be a vampire!! :o

The Stanley cup is in Slovenia, and we're not giving it back :arrgh!:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...87608649_n.jpg

Pfft, (which actually comes out as orgy in predictive text!) not football.

Waiting for the wife to go to bed and then I'll be playing DayZ. :)

Doesn't work. We had it here last year but they make you give it back. :O:

http://www.journalpioneer.com/media/...435_resize.jpg

Just don't melt it down for the silver content :)