Granted, but not nearly as nice to YOU

I wish..It...was dead

Granted, It....is now dead, but likes decaying in your bed.

I wish TJ would enter into a civil partnership for someone that cared so much about him.....possibly NealT.

Granted he does, but since I am big and fat and ugly, he chooses you.

I wish that my son would leave permanently.

Granted, he leaves your lounge room permanently and takes up residence in your bedroom permanently

I wish that insinuation was a crime

Granted, insinuation is a crime and since you have insinuated that it could be, you go to jail.

I wish some1 would pay a bail for you

Granted, they do...but with a blank check they stole from your checkbook and both You and TJ wind up in the same jailcell with very, very long prison terms...;)

I wish split green pea soup were not so alien-looking...

Granted, it's human having a puke looking instead.

I wish garbage was a desirable commodity.

Granted, it is so desirable your wife keeps hoarding it

I wish to kill the infidels, communists and communist-infidels

Granted, you kill the infidels, communists and communist-infidels, but you forgot the infidel-communists, who, while not being many in number, are very fast breeders and in no time flat, while you are not looking because you have killed the infidels, communists and communist-infidels and are feeling very omnipotent, they take over Raptor1Land and keep you tied up in the basement in the dark like a mushroom

I wish Raptor1 had thought more about the infidel-communists

Granted, but he thought so hard that his brain burst out of his ears.

I wish brain surgeons had more patience.

Granted, just enough to let you die from your illness before operating

I wish brain surgeons weren't so cruel

Granted, because it dosent exist.

I wish there was a machine time machine.

That made even less sense than most of my posts

Granted, now they are absolutely wicked instead.

I wish Task Force would purchase a mic for TS before the two week allowance period expires.

Granted, but it is one of the special Star Wars mikes that makes him sound like Chewbacca and no one but Han Solo can understand him

I wish flys would stay out of the ointment