granted, now the doctors cut your leggs and hands off


i wish i didnt had a stupid sis who ruins everyone's day :shifty:

granted, but now you got your mom annoying you

i wish i had a pie:D

Granted, but it's a cow pie.

I wish I owned a car park.

Granted: now you have new job

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I wish I had a cold beer right now?

Granted, but your best friend hates you and henceforth rubbed the beer in a public New York bathroom toilet. Enjoy your ass-beer, my friend. Yes, yes, that's right... drink up...

I wish for magic to appear in the form of Margaret Thatcher on my computer screen.

Granted, but looking like this it would appear your settings are in need of some adjustment.

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I wish the moon was cubed in shape.

Granted. The gravitation pull of Earth on a cubed Moon causes it to in fact move towards Earth, not away. Eventually, just a year later from your wish, it SMASHES INTO THE EARTH AND BLOWS HUMANITY INTO OBLIVION!

I wish Germany won World War I.

Granted, as soon as WWI broke out Germany suffered a coup and switched sides to the allies. Austria and the Ottomans surrendered immediately, and as part of the victorious alliance in this very short war, Germany did get to win WWI.

I wish the Dallas Cowboys hadn't been defeated.

Granted they tied and the stadium collapsed on top of them during extra time ending thier hopes of appearing again.

I wish I had a yabbie as a pet.

Granted, but your wife falls in love with it, runs off with it and leaves you broken hearted and lonely.

I wish work wasn't so boring at the moment.

Granted, your work as a policeman becomes so interesting that you lose several pints of blood in a drunken brawl involving a 7ft blond Asian transvestite named Regina, your wife, Kratos, George Clooney, the cast of Guys and Dolls and an Alsation named Horace.

I wish I could make origami animals.

Granted, the animals you make a so life like they attack you, killing you with a thousand paper cuts.

I wish (and pray) that it doesn't rain on the day we move house in a week.

Granted it's 50 degress C in the shade when you move and the airconditioning in your car and both houses simultaneously breaks down.

I wish flies and mosquitoes were not as annoying as they are.

Granted, but then they mutate into a new creature that's even MORE annoying.

I wish that I could run as fast as light.

Granted, but come evening you would be moving at a snails pace.

I wish I could meet this erm....person called Regina.

Granted, but that's what started the brawl in the first place.

I wish Jim luck with Regina.

Granted, but his luck runs out.

I wish for a cookie.

granted, but before you eat the cookie someone grabs it and eats it himselve


i wish i knew why mostly TJ and Jim are crushing the dreams :hmm:

Granted, but with that knowledge come the need for TJ and Jim to kill you so no-one else finds out. Byeeee. ;)

I wish that KJM could meet Regina too.

Granted, but did you know Regina is a guy.

I wish Led Zeppelin would go on tour.:hmm: