Writing so Armistead can understand...
 

All the more reason.:03::O:

Knowwuttamean vern-acular?

Fuggeddaboutit!:D

Must be from the Isle of Jersey. :up:

Cock up has a better ring to it...It is the bilge after all

Eh?

Have a beer, buddy.:O:

Looks like we need a little refresher on the rules.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq...._item_language

Oops, I'll delete it.

I thought you meant cluster bomb....

He did but Steve always has his mind in the gutter.:03::O:

Just as well...I was just about to pull the pin out of the grenade.

A cluster bomb will do more damage.
Grenades are for the less manly.:arrgh!:

Ahh... Reminds me of... nowhere, really. Quite unique, what you've got 'ere.

I'd ask if you'd allow a young (but by no means innocent), slightly insane, unstable, lost soul into your ranks, but your derelict sign on the busted door back there cleary states 'No Tresspassing' in the language of a true seaman.

Scotch on the rocks, anyone?

Can you wash dirty socks and underwear?
If so,

Please submit formal application to Armistead... in triplicate.
Thank you for your support.

Sounds like you're very well qualified. Ignore the sign, Cap Steve puts it up to try to keep crew members from going in and getting ruined.

Sorry, you don't qualify to be a full member, but you can be an honorary member. You will have to PROVE you're a rat, not just rant. We've heard it many times....Simply, we don't just do the secret handshake with anyone..:D