Granted but you will be too hot.
I wish that somebody will tell me what Hoochie woochie means!!!

Granted, but it kills Balz and there's no Hoochie Woochie.

I wish I could be Erich Lowenhardt.

Yes Balz finally dies!!!
Granted but you get shot down by the Finnish Ace Dowly!:p
I wish i could be Erich Hartmann and get to kill Dowly in IL2

Granted, but flak shoots you down and you're captured by the Russians who use their infamous genital torture techniques on you. Enjoy!

I wish that a NEW IL-2 came out, and I was still better than Dowly.

Granted, but the novelty would soon wear off as you realised you were just another addition to an ever lengthening list of people.

I wish bees couldn't sting.

Granted but now they kill. :lol:
I wish Dowly nelieved in Santa.:lol:

Make sure your mom orders the right one :up:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/2...costumehy9.jpg

We've already taken delivery of the one for Dowly :lol:

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8...costumeho7.jpg

Granted: youve got youre costume that should keep you quiet for a bit:rotfl:

i wish Jimbuna would hurry and get to his 11,000th post might stop all this spam:smug:
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Granted, but in the hurry jimbuna slips on the wet floor and lets 5,000 posts fall to the ground and shatter, forcing him to double his spamming efforts to recover his posts.

I wish the moderators would remove 5,000 posts from jimbuna's post count.

Granted, but they all die in a sinking ship, and SubSim is lost forever.

I wish that Lord Satan had a Ferrari.

Granted, but he drives it over you and your family several times in his hurry to finish his Christmas shopping.

I wish that everyone has a great Christmas.

Granted Except For The Oven Door Jamming at your place
setting the turkey alight an event to be recognized by history
as the origins of the Great Australian Continental Fire.

I Wish I could stop posting.:hmm:

Granted. But then you read one of Reno's most excellent and eloquent responses and you can't help yourself. You try to be as clever and funny but fail miserably. You end up doomed to post forever in vain attempts to be just like him...perfect.

I wish I wasn't so humble.

Granted but you overcompensate and ...............

http://echosphere.net/star_trek_insp...rk_preview.jpg
(thnx rdp)

I wish the snow would stop.

Granted, however seeing it has snowed for 75 hours straight and at a rate of 1ft per minute you now cannot leave your house until the spring thaw.

I wish Mush had a supply of good Australian Red to see him though the winter.;)