We are all friends here.

So I ask a supreme favor of all my great esteemed peers on this fine public forum.

I deserve to win.

I will lower your taxes and decrease spending.

I will do this by...*runs out of gas*

Just vote for me!

I am practicing for my 2016 presidential run.

Not bad...Ehhh?:D

You have a good career opportunity then.
The Forest Service Fire and Aviation Management is a wide field looking for people just like you.
Imagine all the forest fires you could stomp out!
:haha:

Ha. Gee. Never heard that one before.

"They want you to stomp out the fire downtown..."

I've also been told that if I practice a little, I'll be able to walk on water. :hmmm:

Mommy, Mommy their mock me at school saying I have big feet

- Don't believe them my son.
Now do as I said and park your shoes in the garage

Markus

:rotfl2:

That one made me laugh.

It's actually pretty darn easy to tread water in the pool. :) I can swim without using my arms and all. :har:

Graveyard shift reporting for duty. :salute:

Already?

Yep.

fire away boys!!:yep:

Bang? :hmmm:

You dirty rat, you got me!!!:oops::doh::dead:

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James Cagney?

Which one?

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It was Floppy!. . . ooooH!! . . . FFFFT!!