Granted, but it backstabs and betrays you

I wish time wasn't so trecherous

Granted, time is not so treacherous, it is now lecherous and it has it's sights set on you:D

I wish I had a big bag of Oreo double-stuffs right now

Granted, but the big bag in your life that really matters, becomes quite jealous and gives you some serious verbal abuse.

I wish the bitch that sits opposite me at work was a model for warts.

Granted, now the bitch uses your desk as a runway and you're in the front row.

I wish somebody would drive a shotgun through these jack---es' throats to make them shut up! :nope:

Granted, but that someone turns out to want to include you in jack@sses list

I wish I could surf all day instead of working

Granted but then you get carpal tunnel, the Dr is drunk when he performs the operation, and you are left with no hands, wrists, arms, and brains.

I wish dinner had tasted better last night.

Granted, it tasted better last night than when it did coming back up this morning.

I wish I was inscrutable.

Granted, now the doctors can't find whatever ilness that is causing you to die miserably

I wish I didn't have to read this miserable book

Granted, you don't have to read this miserable book, you've now gone blind and have to listen to Pee Wee Herman sing the book while doing what he got caught at in the theater

I wish I hadn't thought of that:88)

Granted, you didn't...I did.

I wish I could forget what I remembered after I'd forgotten it.

Granted, but you still don't remember why you forgot it or why you wanted to remember it again

I wish remembering stuff wasn't so complicated

Granted, now its so easy, it becomes over rated.

I wish that remembering wasnt over rated.

Cannot crush wish :damn:

Did I just make a uncrushable wish.:huh: Or atleast for raptor.:lol:

Granted, but only when rated against your own wsh.

I wish somebody would let sleeping dogs lie.