Granted, causing you to get fired from your job, and you live out the rest of you pathetic life on the street

I wish NealT didn't doom himself to a cruel fate

Granted, he doons you to a crule fate.:up: Good luck with that.

I wish Raptors fate wasnt gona be so bad.

granted, it's not so bad-it's even worse.

I wish I had read that fockin' book(Huck Finn) for tomorrow.

Granted you read the farking book...but during the night you sleep walk with a paint brush and bucket and get nabbed for painting graffiti...you spend 180 days in jail and 400 hours of community service changing diapers in an old fogies home....

I wish the 8 week old kitten I saved from work didn't have sharp f'n claws....more pics later

KD

Granted, but you soon discover that it's a lolcat and must be banished to the "Curiosity killed the cat" thread

I wish it was perpetual Winter from now on

Granted, but I forgot what the word Peroetual means, so this dream is now officialy crushed and will never be granted... and... stuff like that.

I wish I wasnt tierd, and the time wasnt 1:55 AM.:zzz:

Granted, you're very energetic and it's 10:00 am and your boss dumps a truckload of documents for you to sort out! :lol:

I wish for someone (NOT ME) to pick up the slack!

Granted, you are not tired, you are exhausted because it is now 7:45 AM and you still have not been to sleep...the coffee is wearing off, the tea does not help, and to top it all off, you have just been run over by a rabid, methane breathing, perpetual sea urchin.

I wish it wasn't so easy to crush dreams this early in the morning...

Granted, it's now even easier......you just don't bother going to bed the night before.

I wish today was more productive than yesterday.

Granted, it is so productive today you just worked yourself out of a job because the buyer was making purchases for parts based upon your your normal pace and now the company is out of parts, loses a big order, has to lay off several people, still cannot make payroll, and decides that because you are the cause of everything you will be the first to go.

I wish Cici's delivered...

Granted, CiCi's delivers, but they deliver an STD instead of what you ordered

I wish Herpes tasted better

Granted, but only slightly better than the taste of infected blood as your lips fall off and your teeth drop out.

I wish the cat got the cream.

Granted, but then he gets the S**** from it and uses your floors and carpets as a bathroom. (unless "I wish the cat got the cream." means something else.)

I wish Jimbuna could get that cat out of his house.

Granted, he did...and it went straight to yours...S$!%@ and all...

I wish Mary's tasted better (than Crusty which my avatar says I am now)...

Granted, just don't let her father find out.

I wish time was on my side.