Granted, it's now cheap, but the water needed ti mix it with has soared to astronomical levels.

I wish I knew why an elephant never forgets.

Granted, you do...but you forget.

I wish I weren't so fat.

Granted, you are now so thin you have to be hospitalized with all sorts of tubes

I wish it was not to be (Alas)

Granted it is not to be but still is (Alack)

I wish I knew what Alack meant

Granted, you now know what Alack means, but are so confounded by it's definition that you can only babble and drool in your shiny new white straight jacket

I wish TarJak's straight jacket was paisley print instead of white

Granted, and seeing as it's your favourite colour, you can now wear it.

I wish I knew where Task Force was.

Granted, he's behind you wherever you go so don't drop the soap

I wish flying was as easy as lying down

Granted, now everyones doing it, and the airways get so conjested. The FAA surspends all flying.;)

I wish :hmm:.

Granted, however what it does not tell you is that due to a manfacturer's defect in one of the welds, it sinks to the bottom of the bay on it's first dive...fortunately the crew survives but is split up throughout the rest of the Navy and the Captain is courtmartialed and summarily drummed out of the service.

I wish it were just a tad bit warmer.

Granted, but tads are notoriously red hot creatures and you get somewhat singed.

I wish I did what I was thinking of doing earlier.

Granted, you go ahead and rob that bank

I wish Jimbuna would share some of his ill-gained non-sequential serial numbered money bills

Granted, Jimbo shares some of those ill-gotten non-sequential serial numbered money bills, but he shares them with his new mistress (the biatch across the desk)

I wish the biatch would buy me a bunch of big boy toys

Granted, but they are now well worn from prior use/abuse by her.

I wish constapation didn't resemble a logjam.

Granted now it resembles a traffic jam.

I wish traffic jams wernt so jamed with cars.:yep:

Granted, they are jammed with Peshkas full of highly combustible avgas and 1.5 tons of bombs each

(Sorry, not doing the obvious jamming it with jam or ranting about the fact that it's jammed, not jamed)

I wish to be far, far away from any Peshka traffic jams in the near future