Granted, but only marginally better than dog sick.

I wish it was time to go home.

Granted, but you have to go to the home of that bitch who sits opposite you.

I wish Blellow was a colour.

Granted, but it's so ugly it has been forgotten thousands of years ago

I wish time broke when people tried to bend it

Granted time breaks when you bend it...although a welder is at hand to fix it...he doesn't do a great job and derailment results in a time continuum which no one recovers....you are put in jail resulting in becoming Bubba's bitch forever...your traded for cigarettes...

I wish I could fight this cold off....


KD

Granted, you do but are then attacked by a contagious troll with a +20 level armour upgrade

I wish I knew whether It was what we thought It was or not

Granted, you are now sure it wasn't what you thought it might have been.

I wish I could catch my breath.

Granted you catch your breath but your lungs are left behind, you ran so fast the wind cuts you to the bone....


I wish headcolds were curable with a simple shot of scotch...

KD

Granted, but injecting Scotch intravenously actually caused more problems than the cold it cures

I wish i had a tool that made it simple to back up the data I need to back up

Granted, you now have a sledgehammer and you can back up all of the data you want clear to the stone ages as you smash your hard drives into itsy-bitsy pieces...

I wish today were a holiday...and I had it off with pay...

Granted, then the your boss says the pay you're receiving is your final paycheck.

I wish for something good and nice over the the rainbow...

Granted, it's the Leprechaun's gold, grab it!

I wish I could go to the end of the rainbow and then sack the Leprechauns for their gold

Granted, you do, then you are destroyed by the Celtic Women who have been using the Leprechauns for centuries as .....

I wish everyone weren't so negative with their crushes...

Granted, I'll positively crush your dream for you

I wish to carry on the legacy of my forefathers

Granted, this includes their all of their financial debts...

I wish for someone to "take care" of somebody... :sunny:

Granted, Raptor1 shall now "take care" of "rifleman" with some "cement"

I wish cement wasn't so expensive