Are we going to smack them with a banana ?

Markus

No, Markus - bananas and monkeys are going to lose people points in this next game - more about which later

Can we discuss this?
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^ :har: You'll be safe in your suit for now - points will be deducted for whacking monkeys

Ooh, ooh, oooh.
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Please note time change
 

https://i.imgur.com/IdOHGHN.jpg

Heads up, yabuggas - there's another Right Royal 24 hour Special coming up! From 24:00 BST (23:00 GMT) Wednesday night, to run right through One's Special Day on Thursday. Join the thronging crowds for this once-in-a-lifetime event - but please stay away if you feel an unexpected craving for bananas

You forgot to denote which planet. :k_confused:

So, let me get this straight; on the eve of the blood moon when Jupiter aligns with Mars and the five legged lambs bring mint jelly to hungry townsfolk, we'll start to think about oiling up our whackers. :arrgh!:

Geez, its getting to the point where you need to pass a course in String Theory to figure out what's going on. :hmmm:

" Hey, hey, we're The Monkeys!!" :D

If it's confusing now, just wait until it gets started
 

At the moment here in South Australia it is Wednesday 23:40 UTC/GMT or 9:15am. Yes rather confusing!! :oops::hmmm:

I'd say it is 8:30am thursday here!!

Ummm, that’s not a suit he’s wearing :)

Ye Public Service Announcement
 

https://i.imgur.com/lrGABXW.jpg "Oyez, Oyez!"

"Heads up for ye RULES for ye Royal Platinum Jubilee Whack beginning at midnight tonight BST which will be around about 14 hours from now (give or take a couple of minutes) in this place!"


YE RULES:

"In that a Player may whack any squirrel (or image thereof, be it on a cheap tatty T-Shirt, mug or any form of merchandise) to score valuable points. If thou see a squirrel then whack it"

"If any Player whacketh any human or other personage, then shall no points be given"

"If any Player shall whack any monkey, ape or baboon or anything connected thereof (such as wot they eat i.e. bananas) then shall the cry go up Monkeypox! and the miscreant straightway and publicly stripped of 100 points"

"Ye Whac-a-Bombs shall be in play"

https://i.imgur.com/z5KGOdD.jpg "Hear ye, hear ye!"

"Heads up for ye Royal Platinum Jubilee Whack beginning at midnight tonight BST which will be 8 hours from now (give or take a couple of minutes) in this place!"

Whack whack whack (just in case) :)

^ There always has to be a premature whacker :yep: