Rgr that....you can't kid a kidder :)

Yep, the words "lamb" and "slaughter" come to mind. The only Westminster seat that the Lib-Dems are expected to hold is the Orkney/Shetland one. Danny Alexander could survive in Inverness and Nairn, but there is a question mark with that as Inverness City itself was apparently a majority Yes vote in September. It was just outvoted by the rest of the Highland Council area.:hmmm: Menzies (Ming the Merciless) Campbell is retiring as well as Sir Malcolm Bruce, so that's two LD constituencies where there won't any "incumbency" factor, which helps Salmond in the latter's constituency. As for Charles Kennedy... if he gets re-elected it'll be a miracle, full stop!:haha:

Persistence is one of Salmond's traits.:03:

Oh, I forgot to mention this...

I caught part of the Committee Meeting on the Smith Report on BBC Parliament last night and all I can say is where did SLAB get this guy from?

http://www.scottishlabour.org.uk/peo...ry/lindsay-roy

I've seen planks of wood that are more animated than him!:o

Mike.

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I'll be back

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Take a look under here Nigel

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BLOODY HELL THREE TESTICLES AND A PYTHON PENIS!

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"Here I am"

Mathematics and science teaching should be a priority for schools, said David Cameron, adding it's no good knowing Oliver Cromwell won the Battle of Hastings or that Paris is the capital of Spain if you don't understand the four laws of gravity or can't calculate the volume of a circle using the Theorem of Pythagoras.

Alex Salmond is the missing member of Monty Python. :o

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Exchange you worthless British IOU's for real money.

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Or is it?

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A quick pop at...

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Love the bank note :)

The Tories have announced today that you need three MPs in a row to be caught playing Candy Crush to make them disappear.

Farage Rules Out Coalition With Labour OR Tories

Phone in back on Friday 21st November 2014
http://www.lbc.co.uk/farage-rules-ou...-tories-100752

Speaking of coalitions the i newspaper yesterday said we are heading for another hung parliament and here are the odds..

Conservative / Democratic Union Party 4/5
Conservative / Liberal Democrats 4/5
Conservative / Democratic Union Party / UKIP 1/5

Labour / Scottish National Party 4/5
Labour / Liberal Democrats 3/5
Labour / Liberal Democrats / Green Party 3/5
Labour / UKIP 0/0