Granted everyone in the world votes in the machinema festival, causing huge INTERNET lag, millions crossing boarders creating famine and wars just to get to more modern countries with INTERNET, random people without INTERNET breaking into peoples homes that have the INTERNET to vote. The massive net lag clogs phone lines and downs most communications globally causing the recession to turn into a global depression with entire civilizations collapsing!:nope:


I wish you had never made your wish!

Granted, TarJak never made his wish, you made it for him and the rest of the world hates you for it, chasing you down and stoning you with large rocks and 300 year old Twinkies

I wish this guy :D hadn't consumed all the dental floss in the known universe

Granted, that leaves all the tooth decay for you then.

I wish my dwarf tree was taller.

Granted, but not as tall as my beanstalk

I wish my beanstalk could reach Asgard

Granted, but they cancel the series and because it is just science fiction the beanstalk is put into an old musty wharehouse in the Mojave desert waiting for the series to make a come back.

I wish I had a reverse view of the universe ...

Granted you are banished to earth made human.

I wish fish was as cheap

Fish is free to sharks...

I wish the Asgaard were real.

Granted, Asgaard is real. The Viking asgaard is real complete with the hall of Valhalla! Unfortunately you have to die in battle to get there and you will never have that ability sisnce you are a coward. When you die you will go to Surgaard! Which is the Viking hell.



I wish I had a hot Viking wench with two fist fulls of beer!

Granted, but as she is now over 900 years old she's not as pretty as she once was and the only way to make her hot is to stick her in your microwave oven

I wish that contestants of TV shows did not think that made them a celebrity

Granted, it makes them celibate instead.

I wish my widget celestial fame.

Granted, your widget is now famous on Betelguese

I wish I could get Jimbuna's famous widget out of my mind

Granted, but only after I have performed the lobotemy.

I wish we were all at crisis level.

We are, we are in a crisis state called Earth...

I wish Earth was flat.

Granted, Earth is now flat (again), but in the process of flattening it back out, you happened to be about 3 feet from the edge of the now flat Earth. Good luck with that Wile E Coyote impression:yeah:

I wish coffee was good for your blood pressure

Granted, but murder on your piles.

I wish i had 'piles' of money.

Granted, but your piles of money is locked in a misplaced Swiss bank account! By the time it is located, money becomes worthless.


I Wish was the president of the USA:salute:

Granted, everyone else in the way dies leaving you the last man standing and therefore the only one eligible for standing and voting. However you are the last person left in the US, your presidency is short lived as the Canadians decide to take over administration of US immediately upong your inauguration.

I wish that crush was less involved.

Granted, now everyone is dead...

I wish Cote de Pablo were not so far away...

Granted, Cote is close to you but on Blue-ray discs of all of her 'Navy NCIS' episodes only. Oh, I almost forgot, and you don't have a blue-ray player either.

I wish to have the confidence of Bugs Bunny


.

Granted, you have the confidence of Bugs Bunny, the looks of Elmer Fudd, luck of Wile E Coyote and the aroma of Pepe Le Pew

I wish congruency were prevalent