After being filmed telling a crap joke, David Cameron laughed it off saying, "I won't give up the day job."
We'll see about that next election, toffboy.

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This is typical left wing nappy wearing that holds back our great country and I can sure you come 2015 I will be back in charge running the country and deporting all these left wing thugs to another country.

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And that is why you should vote for me as I have kept David in check and stopped his plans to lock up left wingers.

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You want more of that rubbish vote for them two or do you want a all round nice guy like me.

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Get a load of those three nitwits, I say vote for me is a vote for free beer.

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I will have my say on all this pointing and that is vote for me to run the whole of the UK, men can not be trusted.

Mean while million odd years ago in space heading for the earth this captain has no interest in all this finger pointing.


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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...t-at-risk.html

I don't think Clegg gives a monkey's butt I'm sure he has his plans well in hand.

Nice!:rotfl2:

But you forgot to mention the handbag.....:03:

Mind you, a left wing Maggie Thatcher..... Now THERE'S a thought!:doh:

Mike.

If I don't get re-elected at the next election I may return to show business.
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^^
Could be twins or yes even the same person :haha:

Get your....

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....out tomorrow for the Dark One.

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THE AUTUMN STATEMENT OF BS & LIES

12.30pm GMT

Awaiting the excuses as to why the promised demise of the deficit has not happened as well as why borrowing has actually risen.

I hope you got your straight jacket on jim, don't want you to harm yourself.

LIE - The bloody banks got us in this mess.

LIE -The deficit has gone up.

LIE - We're were in recession under this govt.

LIE - In the GDP is prostitution & drug dealing how the hell can you work that one out!

LIE - Unemployment figures are a lie, thousands of people are sanctioned, once sanctioned your off the unemployment figures.

LIE - What pay rises?

LIE - You are borrowing more.

I have now lost track of all the lies and BS..