Granted: Then there would be no need to breed them thar longhorns. And you revert to eating K.F.C. .;)

I wish i could go up in a space shuttle?

Granted, but your left behind on the space station by mistake and live the rest of your days in cyber solitude.

I wish the earth had more land capable of being farmed.

Granted: sort of....you can have the little space i call a garden for growing your onions;) but i'll remain on the space station in my hydroponics lab working on a better solution:up:

I wish I had a better understanding of women ..more so how they think.it would make my life easier ?

Granted but they do not like you understanding them so much that they will hit you with there purses and beat you up.
I wish we could fly tonight.

Granted but as usual Hunter or Dowly shoots you down or crashes into your plane.

I wish I could tell what was going to happen next...

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifbut wait... YOU CAN your from the future


I wish the internet would speed up today?

granted, but from tomorrow you dont have internet at all becouse you wasted everything in a fast connection that you cant afford


i wish... i wish... :hmm:
i wish i had a K98 to compleet my uniform

Granted, but because of the new gun legislation, your gun is confiscated by the authorities and you are arrested and sentenced to 6 months penal servitude.

I wish I had somewhere to store this spare computer monitor.

Granted, I'll store it for you, don't worry, I'll keep it safe and you can come pick it up whenever you want. Now where did I leave my eBay login info...

I wish I could remember my eBay login ID and password.

Granted, but someone steals both of them and takes your credit card number as well as your social security number. With your life in ruins, you decide to hang yourself.

I wish you'd had a happier ending.

Granted, his afterlife is better than yours.

I wish my boss would hurry up and go.

Granted but he never returns leaving you unemployed.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, it starts raining, and it never stops.

I wish I had a really long snorkel.

Granted, your schnorkel is now longer than anyone else's but still shorter than mine.

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I wish someone would switch off that light.

Granted, but that gives the burglars outside the impression that your asleep. They enter your home uninvited and you cower behind the settee as they disconnect your pc and run off with it.

I wish Monday mornings were the beginning of the weekend break.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gif Then Sat. and Sun. become part of your contracted working week.

I wish i could stop wishing?

Granted, That was your last. Time gentlemen please!

I wish my PC wasn't a dead lump of metal and silicone right now.:cry:

Granted, it now breaths new life but still won't work.

I wish elephants could talk.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...de/th_ele1.gif



I wish i could win the national lottery?

Granted, but it is the most shared lottery win in the games history (31 million winners) and you get less than your £1 stake back in prize money.

I wish I didn't have this chest virus.