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Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.
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I asked my wife if she knew why I was so miserable in our relationship
She shrugged and said "you got me". "yeah" |
Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
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My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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When I was mad at my kids, I told one of them
"Some day, you will have children of your own" My son replied, "you too" :shifty: |
My wife told me that I was the sunshine in her life.
When I asked her why, she told me that every time she looks at me, her eyes start to hurt. :shifty: |
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I have some pretty good looking kids
Thank god my wife cheats on me. :03: |
My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.
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I told my son about the Birds and the Bees
He told me about my wife and the Butcher :shifty: |
After 3 years of marriage, me and the wife had our first real fight last night.
I called my dad for advice on how to fix things. He told me to apologize and admit I was wrong. I was really looking for advice on how to dispose of the body. |
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I opened the front door to our house and saw my wife in a sexy negligee.
She was coming home. :shifty: |
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