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These are days of our wives.
So, the wife goes with her son today to get his car inspected. It was possible that he would need new tires. They left in the early afternoon and got home around six. She comes in and tells me to go look in the driveway. As it turns out, he got the new tires and a new radiator cap.
The old radiator cap was jacked up and they shoved a new car under it. She thought I would be angry about it. Not at all dear, I'm not making the payments.:D He traded in his 2009 two door Yaris for a 2013 four door Yaris. Not a bad thing. The 09 had that stupid cyclops instrument cluster situated in the middle of the dash. I hated that thing. The new one has the instruments behind the steering wheel where they belong.:up: Ordinarily, she doesn't make spur of the moment decisions like that. Saved me the aggravation of her usual hand wringing. Kewl beans.:sunny: |
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Armistead,
Are you off your meds again? Now be a good boy and go take your pills.:D:haha: |
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You know what happens...
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Carlin said it best...we're a drug oriented society. They start you out small. Head hurts? Two in the mouth. These are orange. The other colors come later. Are you up to the plaid variety yet?:dead: |
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Amazing all the meds you need after major back surgery. Anyway, I gave them up, cept I hold on to the Viagra just in case.... I've also been seeing Dr. Steve who treats me with alternative medicine, coffee enemas, shock treatment, full body massage.... |
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Multiple side effects with all of those meds. Dr Steves' homeopathic remedies even more unwanted side effects. Throw 'em all away and smoke pot.:88) |
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Yea, I love all the pharma commercials, seems I see a new disease everyday on TV I need a med for. One commercial amazes me, some shot you can take for acne. Course they spend a minute showing a beautiful women on the med with clear skin, then 4 minutes of all the side effects, including cancer, failed Kidneys, stroke, nerve disease, etc.... |
You don't want to sell me death sticks...
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Talk to your Doctor. Works great on the weak minded. |
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