^ Send me a letter
< Another day of work
v Looking forward to your day off

^ Dreams are free
< No day off today start my shift in 2hrs
v Hates shift work so took on a desk job and is now smiling all the way to the pub.. I mean bank.

^ Allow me to introduce myself...I'm your new bank manager
< Wish I earned as much as a bank manager
v Wondering how to respond

^ Keep wondering.
< Has no idea how to respond, but does so anyway.
v Needs to tread lightly.

^ I'm not even here :D
< is, in fact, here.
V wishes he was doing something more productive

^ Must keep production levels up
< Not much productivity from me today
v Can't you dive any deeper

^ Of course!
< Dives deeper, just to prove he can do it.
v Isn't impressed.

^ Not deep enough
< Wonders just how deep it is
v Do you come here often

^ In between the kitchen and the bed, yes
< Has too much time on my hands
v Wishes they didn't live in a city

^ Depends on which one
< Prefer to live in a town
v Must try harder

^ Be more aggressive
< dreamt of a dead mate last night he came visit me in my dream and we chatted about the good ole days. Weird dream.
v has plenty of weird dreams to tell us.

^ Plenty, but too strange for the internet
< Wishes his leg didn't get eaten by a croc (dream)
v Would like to here more

^ Shouldn't be dreaming of feeding the crocodiles body parts, even his own
< Has heard enough and no longer listens. Being half-deaf does not help either
v Might enjoy a nice drink about now

^ Is psychic.
< enjoying a nice cup of coffee.
v Is going to have a day he'll never forget.

^ Hoping you'll always remember
< Off work tomorrow...couldn't give a toss
v Back to work the day after