Granted, but some tape fixes the break.

I wish that people could stop wishing.

Granted, after the wish for your untimely demise at the hands of Raptor's rapacious communist army.

Ummm. that was my wish...:D

Ummmmmmmmm, granted, but now that Stealth Hunter has been done in by Raptor's rapacious communist army, they come looking for you

I wish Mr Ed was real

Granted, your childhood hero is....and you both ride off into the sunset to live happily ever after.......until you catch some terrible STD from him and die a slow and agonising death.

I wish to try it once and for all.

You do...you try it, it kills you painfully, and you dwell in excruiciating pain for the rest of your eternal existence.

I wish dreams were a bit harder to crush...

Granted, they are now 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% harder to crush than before.

I wish a good time could be had by all.

Granted, a good time is had by all. All Yaks, that is. The rest of us are stuck with our miserable existences.

I wish some awakenings were not so rude

Granted, only the naked ones...of you are.

I wish I knew persona non grata personally.

Granted, but you opened a paradox that results in the string theory destroying you.

I wish that Ninja-Pirate-Cyborg Jesus was accepted by Christianity.

Granted, but unfortunately Super Mutant Chainsaw-Arm Muhammad is also accepted by Islam

I wish I wasn't around then...

Granted, you were a square then.

I wish my behaviour would behave.

Granted your behavior like always behaves badly.

I wish Raptor1 would hurry up and conquer the world


.

Granted, but you are cought and executed for making me accelerate my plans

I wish you people had more patiance

Granted, only not with those who would dream of conquering the world...

I wish games were never invented...

Granted, they were developed.

I wish the bitch that sits at the desk opposite me had shaved her chin correctly this morning.