It is more than a meal, it is a feast. The only bad thing is that it is laced with iocane powder and that is always fatal. Eat up!

I wish it were not any colder than 42 degrees F and not any warmer than 52 degrees F.

Granted it is not any colder than 42 degrees F and not any warmer than 52 degrees F, but the F stands for "fooked up temperature scale" meaning that 42 degrees F = -1,541,578,216,579,513,137 C and 52 degrees F = 1,365,198,273,262,385,172,182,363 C

I wish it would stop snowing

Granted, enjoy the hurricane instead.

I wish to be excused.

Granted no takebacks

I wish jim could be excused too.:salute:

Granted, he leaves never to be seen or heard from again...and since you are the one who made the wish, you get the honor of escorting him to wherever he wishes to go.

I wish pharmacies did not run out of heart medication...

Granted, but now they run out of everything else because they have to store all that heart medication and you are feeling a nasty cold coming on

I wish paranoia was more prevalent

granted, paranoia IS more prevalent, but now nobody leaves their closet because of the germs, nuclear war, the second Nazi uprising, Chernobyl continuing to release radiation, et cetera.

I wish I could find a cheap ATI video card

Granted, you should be able to pick up a Rage3D for about $3 now. Of course you'll be a tad limited to 1995 games but you did want cheap

I wish you could have things good, fast and cheap instead of having to pick two of these criteria

Granted, Unfortunately its an ATI 3D rage card circa 1994 with 8 megs of graphics memory and is currently uncompatible with your current computer causing you to downgrade to a 486DX 33 Mhz system capable of playing only Submarine text games.

I wish I had buckets of money

Granted you have two, (2) buckets full of liquid gold (oil) and they are worth money...not much but money nonetheless...

I wish my supervisors would do things properly.

Granted, but they still can't to do it effiiciently, causing productivity to fall off of which you are blamed and fired for.

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow today.

Granted, you don't have to shovel snow today, you have to shovel it for 3,857,273,000,273 days, starting tomorrow

I wish snow in Georgia didn't cause the power, phone and internet to go out, not to mention the fact that no one knows how to drive in it:damn:

Granted, but you are the only one with these amenities and the entire state population can drive in snowstorms and blizzards without incident to your house and use your phone, TV, and internet.


I wish Digital Trucker has enough beds and food to serve his new roomates



.

Granted. Snow in georgia did not cause the power, phone and internet to go out. Oddly enough though the rest of the country got buried in 5 feet of snow and took out the power grid nationwide caussing the loss of your phone, internet and power.

I wish I could win this game were all playing right now.

granted, you have just won! but Onkle Neal banned you because you have done the impossible and thinks of you as a threat

I wish country music would disappear

Granted, it disappears into your ears and echoes around in your head until the men with the white coats arrive and pump you full of sedatives

I wish luck's a fortune

Granted, but it turns out to be unlucky, and the fortune is a napkin.

I wish that Pirate Ninja Cyborg Jesus would come and fight the evil space invaders of Galrog 9.

He beams himself down and quickly defeats them. By throwing planets at them until they all die.

It takes quite a bit.

We're included.


I wish that we get a smiley for "BLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Granted, but we lose all other smileys do to the size of this one. Soon everybody is sick of it and blames you.

I wish you would give me 70k dollars

Granted you can have 70k Zimbabwean dollars which might just afford you a fistfull of dirt

I wish everyone would vote in the Subsim Machinima Festival