Granted now every time you make a wish, you get a stinky old fish on your head.;)

I wish that Fish would stop falling on everyones head.:yep:

Granted. Now whales start falling instead.:doh:

I wish...for a wish...

And your wish turns into a Fish, but now fish are whales. Good luck.;)

I wish it would stom raining fish and whales!!!:huh:

Granted, the fish and whale rain has stommed which means it will continue for another year

I wish I could stay in Texas for a while longer

Granted, but texas dosent want you.;)


I wish I know why texas dosent want TarJack.:yep:

Granted. There are no more war. No one does mean stuff. It's the boredom. You had nothing to do. You rather do dirty trick to tease people.
I wish i had toads and put it in the tea cup to scare them!

I belive you just crushed the wrong dream.:lol:

Granted you have toads and a cup of tea to scare them with, but it dosent work.:yep:

I wish for something, I just dont know what I want now.:hmm:

Granted, and that something has been thoroughly...crushed!

I wish rifles were more effective against zombies

They are, provided you aim them correctly, which with your squinty little beady eyes you are unable to effectively do even with coke bottle glasses.

I wish I had more credits...

Granted, you have more credits, but in this backwords world they now are debits and your balance sheet becomes unbalanced and falls off of the table, crashes through the floor all the way to the center of the earth causing the earth's implosion

I wish my Freezenbunder wasn't gefookin'

Granted, it isn't...it is fegookin instead which causes credits to turn into debits which become so heavy that they crash through the earth's crust, mantel, and deep into the core which causes.....WAIT A MINUTE! We have just gone through that...

Oh Well...

I wish for a repeat of the SUBSIM 2008 meet in 2009 (less the hurricane) :smug:

Granted, theres a Huge wave and its heading towards Texas now.;) No meeting for you.:yep:

I wish for it to be last Friday 10/11/08th at 3:05pm.:D

Granted, it is, but here comes that big wave headed for Texas so...no Subsim meet for you.

I wish the meet had been in town where I live...

Granted, the meet was in the town where you live, but you didn't know it and are now wandering around Texas (gonna take a lot of wandering) wondering where everyone is

I wish that kitten from down the street that seems to have adopted us would quit walking on my keynnv;oiug;'ogh'lj"O*(7vt5pug'ouGR:VUG'

Granted, it stops walking and starts spraying your keynnv;oiug;'ogh'lj"O*(7vt5pug'ouGR:VUG' killing them all.

I wish my leg didn't hurt so much...:cry: