Granted but its not this week, not next week, the week after that, or the week after the week after the week after that.

I wish that it was raining outside.;)

Woo Hoo I started a new page.

Granted, you have the week off because of your impending heavy metal (No...the other kind) induced poisioning and imminent death

EDIT: Bah, damn you and your crystal ball

Granted, but it's raining all the way over near my house, not directly outside yours

I wish napalm in the morning didn't smell so much like burnt stuff

Granted, it smells caramelized.

I wish that you would decide if I died of metal poisoning or simply had a week off somewhere in the future.

Granted but the results put you in your grave.;)

I wish sandy Caesar didnt die form metal poisoning.:yep:

Granted, he died from overwork instead

I wish for more...BLOOD! (Not mine, mind you)

Granted but you later find that it was from a cow with mad cow disease, eventual you go crazy and you die.

I wish mad cow disease didnt exist.

Granted, it goes back to its previous name...PMS.

:lol:...:D...:)...:-?...
:huh:...:o...:gulp:

I wish that Penelope Grey/Sea Queen/all the rest wouldn't disembowel me.

Granted, they decapitate you instead

I wish I had my Gore-O-Matic 3000 Massacre Camera handy to watch the slaughter

Granted, but there is on film in it.


I wish Raptor1 had film.

Granted, but then you find he lost his camera.

I wish today were last Thursday.

Granted, but this creates a time paradox, and every single day is last Thursday.

I wish that I had a peppermint (I didn't get one with my SONIC order...).

Granted you get a peperment but you dont get your meal.

I wish for a number 4, breaded, With french fryes, and a Large Ice Tea.:D

Granted, but you have a stroke from all the fat and grease.

I wish that the negro community would frown upon my shenanigans.

Granted, they dont just frown. they kill you!:yep:

I wish my grandma wasnt staying with us this week. SHE IS GETTING ON MY NERVES!!!!!!:stare:

Granted, she isn't staying with your for this week, she's staying with you for all eternity

I wish wishes were fishes