Granted, he gets you as his proctologist and you are sooooo gooood!:O:

I wish innuendo was insinuated

Granted, but only towards your good self.

I wish I hadn't scalded Mrs Bunas foot last night.

Granted, now she's angry at you for some other reason that you don't know of.

(Seriously, sorry to hear that, hope she's okay).

I wish...I was cool.

Granted, jim wraps you in a tea towel with ice and uses you to soothe Mr's Buna's foot.

I wish my daughter would stop being a stroppy cow

Granted, all it takes is some deadbeat with no job named Biggles, your new son in-law. And keep the refridgerator full of beer too will ya, Biggles needs his nurishment while he's job hunting online with your computer for the next 7 months.


I wish Biggles and his new bride all the best



.

Granted, they both get all the best of TarJaks wine and beer stocks.

I wish my daughter knew how to cook like her mam.

Granted, she cooks like your mam but your mams cooking was never that good

I wish Biggles admitted the truth he's a viking



.

Granted, Biggles admits the truth that he's a Viking, but becomes very aggravated at having to make the admission and gores you with his horny hat

I wish rutabagas were more appetizing

Granted, but only if you mix them with horse manure.

I wish the inevitable consequence.

Granted, the inevitable consequence of your heinous crimes against humanity

I wish Jimbuna's consequence would be righteously...righteous

Granted, he is righteously aquitted of the crime against humanity and you are found guilty of making absolutley no sense at all and hung by the neck until dead by a mob of bewildered villagers.


I wish I better understood Raptor1


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Granted, but only because you have both entered into a civil ceremony.

I wish the man in the moon was made of cheese.

He is...aged limberger and you are now tied to his hip.

I wish my wife would stop talking on the phone.

Granted, she stops talking on the phone and talks to you about cleaning the garage, cutting the lawn, etc. etc. etc. For a very loooooooooong time.

I wish I had an easy method of getting posts from one place to another

You do...go out and use a post hole digger to dig another hole, pull up the post, and drag it over to the new hole where you set it. Don't forget to fill the first hold in though once you are done...

I wish I were a guardian...and a seer...and a hellhound all rolled up into one...

Granted, you are now able to predict when you are going to kill yourself as you attempt to protect yourself from the inevitable.

I wish my fish weren't battered.

Granted, your fish is now served up on a plate still gasping for air, bon apetit.


I wish I was off to see the The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Granted, you're off to see The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, which means that you are either Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Cowardly Lion, The Scarecrow or Toto, take your pick

I wish the Wizard was the Whizzer instead

Granted, he is Michael Whizzer and he sooooo likes you.

I wish teleporting was indicative.

Granted, your most recent teleport indicates that you should have turned left at Albuquerque

I just want to wish you well