Granted, but only because an old sixties doo wap group thang a thong, called whama lama thing dong.

I wish I could be young again.

Granted, you are now an embryo, too bad you can't survive in this harsh world

I wish ICBMs tasted like chicken

Granted, they cause diarrhea.

I wish I had another cup of hot cocoa.

Granted, but it has melanine in it.

I wish that ice in arctica would not melt in 5 years.

Granted, it melts in 2 years instead

I wish I could stop trying to engage the AAA head on

Granted, you now engage the AAA ass first

I wish I knew of a wish worth wishing that wasn't crushable

Granted, but it isn't usable by mortals

I wish it wasn't 1945 *glances at post count*

Granted, Its 2008 silly!

I wish I hadn't drunk 17 beers last night

Granted, you didn't. You were so drunk after the first one that you missed your mouth with the rest of them and poured them on the ground instead.

I wish I were down there to drink beer with the SUBSIM crew...:cry:

Granted, but only to find out that the dude behind the counter thinks that you are younger than 18.


I wish I'd get everyone on the earth infected with aids, and then I'd be swimming in the pool of aids

Granted, but you die as soon as the job is done

I wish it wasn't...REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!

Granted now it is KILLER UNREVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!!!:p

I wish I was at the subsim Paintball game at neals house, with a paintball gun and a shirt that is old and can get covered in paint.:|\\

Granted, but nobody told you they would be using real guns and what shirt you take does not really matter anymore

I wish you didn't bother taking the old shirt

Granted, now task force takes a bullet proof shirt, and bullet proof pants, and bullet proof head gear, and bullet proof shoes. Made out of the most advanced lightest metal.;)

I wish that I had a four day weekend next weekend.

Granted, but no one told you that the armor degrades instantly upon contact with air, so your four-day weekend doesn't matter.;)

I wish that I had the week off.