Granted, your car has better suspension. It is now suspended in exactly the same way as the Golden Gate Bridge (and in the same place).

I wish for a 1981 Turbocharged Firebird (black, gold trim, T-tops) to magically reappear in my driveway with a free lifetime gas card

Granted, the car and the card magically appear 2 seconds before you die from the heart attack the shock of seeing your wish coming true caused.

I wish magically appearing cars would be less shocking to people

Granted, magically appearing cars are less shocking, but are now more crushing when the car lands on the wisher (WTF, I just crushed my own wish and myself)

I wish I had more sense:salute:

Granted, but it is 'non'sense.

I wish I could get this Fido mod to work correctly.

Granted, The Fido XT can be configured in multiple formats to accommodate the needs of most explosives detection applications. The mod for your Fido explosives detector allows it to utilize proprietary amplifying fluorescence polymers (AFP) to detect trace levels of explosive materials in parts per quadrillion (ppq). But you lost the instructions and don't know how to use it.


I wish I had a dingo

Granted, but you don't know how to drive it.
http://www.baywayhire.com.au/Pics/dingo-digger.jpg

I wish dingo's were easy to drive

granted, they are now easy to drive, but you soon forget after figuring out how to get in(:lol:)

i wish defrags would take less time

They do. You now have a 170 meg hard drive using DOS 6.3. While you are unable to load windows or play any of the games of today, it takes no time at all to defrag your hard drive.

I wish for a better wish...:har:

Granted, but better is not as good as wiser.

I wish my Tardis was parkable.

Granted, it is parkable but only inside black holes.

I wish the fires in Victoria were not as devastating as they have been.:cry:

Granted, Victoria is getting older and her fires diminish with age but the younger sister Alice Springs is still a red hot proposition.

I wish to travel from here to eternity.

Granted, but you end up like Prewitt.

I wish I understood rules of "Werewolf game"

Granted, but as the noose is tightened around your neck you realise it isn't a game.

I wish I had a monumental organ.

granted, you now have a monumental organ, but you cant play it because you never took any lessons and all of the people in your quaint london suburb keep complaining about the constant stream of techno music pouring from your walls, wouldnt want them to call the fuzz.

i wish breathmints didnt cost 1.98

Your wish is my command...they now cost $198.00 each.

I wish I was not such a stupid dunce...

Granted, you are no longer a stupid dunce and have been elevated to complete moron status

I wish morons who light fires in the bush would be taught a lesson

Granted, they are tought how to light fires in other places

I wish the engines worked...

They do...and now the destroyer is bearing down on you while you wonder why you ever promoted Bernard to Chief Engineer!

I wish slugs were more tasty...

Granted, have a plate full more.

I wish I hadn't lost my Chief last night.

Granted, you found his car parked outside your house. :timeout:


I wish my honey do list wasn't so long



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