Is that true Frau? The mind boggles!:hmmm:

Phishing for birth dates?

Dr Evil: I like to see girls of that... caliber.
[pause]

Dr. Evil: By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it. :nope:

I smoked with your Grandma because I'm sexy as hell? :88)

I raped a Jew because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

:o

How could they know that? :shifty:

I cuddled with a bag of weed because I'm sexy as hell:|\\


Nah, usually I do other things with weed:O:

I raped an orange because I'm sexy as hell? :doh:

I banged the Kool-Aid man because I like weed :oops:

i slept with a condom because im a pimp and you're jealous

I killed a prostitute because I'm a pimp and you're jealous :arrgh!:

I slept with a lesbian because I'm beautiful.

:yeah:

I raped my ex because I'm a pimp and you're jealous....

HunterICX

I killed a ninja because I had to.

i killed a bowl of cerial beacause i smoke crack

I needed your dealer because I'm beautiful :doh: