Granted, but as someone from the United States I can assure you nobody here cares one bit about this derby match.


Just out of curiosity I wish I knew what the 'ell a derby match was.

Granted, but seeing as it's about a sport that is played in more countries worldwide than any other sport and the US play it badly..... http://forums.photobucket.com/images.../pbgoogler.gif

:DL

I wish the draw didn't happen.

Granted: the draw didn't happen and you lost three points instead of gaining one :salute:

I wish starheaded screwdrivers didn't go into your skin so deep :cry:

Granted, You will find using the proper tool for the job works better and you are less likely to hurt yourself. So next time try use a wrench to tighten the bolts instead of the starheaded screwdriver.


I wish Kratos had a clue

Granted, Kratos has a clue (but it's not the one you expected). Kratos now has a clue how to publish those pictures of you wrestling naked in the pool full of Jello with an Orangutan

I wish this guy :woot:would quit partying so hard

Granted, he is now :dead:

I wish the my fleet of carriers would annhilate the IJN.

Granted, they score a devestating and decisive victory against the Intermountain Jewish News syndicate. However, while they were away, the Japanese Army conducted an amphibious assault on Australia and burned down your house.

I wish I had another good book to read right now.

Granted, it is en excellent 12-volume summary on landfills and their place in history

I wish my fleet of carriers (I still claim ownership on them, all ~20-30 of them, not counting CVEs) would annihilate the Imperial Japanese Navy

Granted, but when you report back to the Emporer, he orders you to commit Hari Kari for destroying your own fleet.

I wish Subsim would add some new smilies...:yeah:

Granted, subsim adds some new smilies, your favorite being the brown one with one eye

I wish we could have a holiday from gravity today

Granted, welcome to the land of the birds....and nosebleeds.

I wish I knew precisely why.

Granted, now you know why but of course as the saying goes you have to be killed because you know too much.


I wish I knew just enough to be dangerous.

Granted, you know engough to cut your own head off with a chainsaw

I wish people would be more specific when they wish

Granted, but then the wishes would be an exponential order more difficult to crush

I wish exponents actually took orders and could invade TarJakistan and Rockstaronia simultaneously while confusing the mathematically challenged

Granted, but they are a treacherous breed, and usurp power from you in a daring coup

I wish exponents weren't so treacherous

Granted, now they are slightly less treacherous, but exponentially more malignant.

I wish that Raptor1 had crushed Digital_Trucker's wish in a more relevant fashion.

Granted, he sits on it and squashes it whilst picking his nose and wearing his favourite tutu.

I wish bygones were bygones.

Granted they are...in the past, but it is now the present and soon to be the future and therefore what was is and soon will be therefore making your wish unobtainable in the present future.

I wish thinking were not as difficult early in the morning.

Granted, once your frontal lobotomy is complete, thinking in the mornings becomes a breeze

I wish I knew then what I know now

Granted, you now know nothing, just as you did then.

I wish I had a hunch, but not on my person.