Granted, you are now her bathing suit. Your face is the butt-crack string on the bikini bottom.

I wish Rockstar had thought about the ramifications of his wish a bit more

Granted, now you can't get the satisfaction of crushing his wish

I wish evil enjoyed more success

Granted, but only on twilight woensdags.

I wish my mate would go out for a beer or three tomorrow.

Granted, I go out for a beer or three tomorrow, but sadly you are not here to enjoy them with me

I wish Jimbuna could come out for a beer or three with me tomorrow

He can, but he decides instead to go out for more than a beer with the BFB that sits across from him at work...leaving you to drink alone, whereby you promptly get sconced and tossed in jail when you are caught driving away on your moped...

I wish today were more than a day of work.

granted, but that makes playing video games that much more fun

i wish i had a friggin job

Granted, your new job starts tomorrow....enjoy friggin the sheep whilst you shepherd them.

I wish my wooly pullover didn't arrive out of the packaging with that questionnable stain on it.

Granted, it is no longer a questionable stain and the weird thing is you don't mind wearing it and refuse to wash it off now.


I wish jimbuna would tell us what the stain is.

Granted, he tells you that it is an unusual discoloration of the fabric.


I wish joy and happiness upon all of you.

Granted, we all are enjoying our joy and happiness at the expense of your despair and misery

I wish arriving could be done without departing

Granted, when you arrive they lock you in solitary confinement and you never depart until after you are dead and buried...

I wish my boy would finally go out on his own and forget my address...

Granted, but upon his return he enters the wrong house and is subsequently arrested for burglary.

I wish for the status quo. (not the pop group)

Granted you get the same old same old

I wish TF1 was used instead of TF2

Granted, but we lost the same amount of ships...

I wish heavy guns would smash the pathetic enemy TF

They do, and since you were their leader, you drown in the middle of the ocean.

I wish the Red Triangles would return...:salute:

Granted, but only in special edition boxes of Toblerone.

I wish the sooner the better.

Granted, sooner is better in regards to time. But quality of the product still sucks because it was hurried out the door.


I wish I could surpass jimbuna in the number of posts by tuesday.

Granted, but the bloody stumps that are now your fingers make doing other things in life rather difficult for you

I wish bloody stumps were more useful

Vampires love em...women hate em...

I wish today were not super bowl Sunday.

Granted, today is super dish Sunday.

I wish Newcastle would beat Sunderland in the local derby match today.