Granted, but most Raptorland men are traffic wardens and parking tickets are a totally useless defence against your opponents tanks.

I wish my holiday would start sooner rather than later.

Granted now it starts later than sooner.;)

I wish I had a nice bottle of Pepsi.:D

Granted but the bottle is made with Jello brand gelatin and it dissolves while you type your next post. The Pepsi then destroys your keyboard, computer, wealth, residence and beer fridge.

I wish it was now or never.

Granted, it is now or never, but since we can't figure out which of the two it is, we all get totally confused and end up electing PeeWee Herman president and Gary Glitter as VP.

I wish Tootsie had been a better roll in the hay

Granted Tootsie was a better rool in the hay although you forgot about her bucket, which you were dwelving into, has now filled up with hay strands. Upon a happy ending your private Johnson now looks like a pissed off porcupine...no woman wll ever deal with you again


I wished we all could get bailed out when we couldn't make the bills...

Granted but of course that tanks the economy again anyway

I wish dinner was cooked

Granted, but it's already cold.

I wish that I had more graham crackers.

Granted you now have more graham crackers, but since your colonoscopy is tomorrow and you are taking the 'clean out liquid' you are unable to eat any today.

I wish cream cheese were not as fatty as it is.

Granted, Stealth Hunter has preprocessed it for you using his clean out liquid so the fat isn't inside you long enough to enter your arteries

I wish I had a pet Iron Chef

Granted but it is a hairy, furry, knife-wielding CAT and since you are allergic, you throw it under a bus.

I wish people weren't so quick to answer these posts...

Granted, now they're just prompt.

I wish my chest infection would end.

Granded, it just went away, but it comes back later at full strength.;)

I wish for everyones dreams except mine to be crushed throghly.;)

Granted, your dreams are no longer crushed, they are instead knocked down, burnt and sunk into a sewage lagoon.

I wish for good health to all Dream Crushers.

Granted, that means my chest infection clears up.

I wish for good weather whilst I'm at Texas next week.

Gramted but you still have that chest infection.;)

I wish I could get IL2 to load past 95%.