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Armistead 10-30-14 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2256804)
I am impeachie keen bby.:arrgh!: Harrr!

Armistead,
I gave the order to cast off from the pier over a week ago. Have you forgotten how to drive this pig boat?
I wondered why we weren't moving.:haha:
The engines don't work and even if they did we don't have fuel for them. I sent you the proper notice a month ago for repairs and fuel.

Wolferz 10-31-14 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2256815)
The engines don't work and even if they did we don't have fuel for them. I sent you the proper notice a month ago for repairs and fuel.
The first officer's job is to make the boat ready to sail by tasking the COB with the duties needed to accomplish it.

Contrary to popular belief...
No matter how much we appreciate the blockage of your gasses, it is not your job to stand on the bridge with your thumb firmly planted in your back side!:-?

Aktungbby 10-31-14 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2256815)
The engines don't work and even if they did we don't have fuel for them. I sent you the proper notice a month ago for repairs and fuel.
What ENGINE!?? Jus' git a crankin' !http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/...ps03a5adb3.jpg

Wolferz 10-31-14 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2257026)
What ENGINE!?? Jus' git a crankin' !http://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/...ps03a5adb3.jpg
The oars will arrive next Tuesday.:D

Catfish 10-31-14 03:47 PM
It needs some paint, maybe .. pink ?

Eichhörnchen 10-31-14 04:09 PM
Hey, what you doing down there, Catfish? Scraping up those bilge mushrooms again? Better get back up here before they catch you...



You found what while you were down there? A photograph of Armistead's mum? Let me see that... oh that's so sweet. Look, she's written on it:

Eichhörnchen 10-31-14 04:35 PM
http://i.imgur.com/PYXRJ9O.jpg?1

Armistead 10-31-14 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2257019)
The first officer's job is to make the boat ready to sail by tasking the COB with the duties needed to accomplish it.

Contrary to popular belief...
No matter how much we appreciate the blockage of your gasses, it is not your job to stand on the bridge with your thumb firmly planted in your back side!:-?
We still need your signature for request. Strange, you signed off on 10 gallons of medicinal alcohol, herpes ointment, and strawberries.....

Wolferz 11-01-14 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2257173)
We still need your signature for request. Strange, you signed off on 10 gallons of medicinal alcohol, herpes ointment, and strawberries.....
You forgot about my balls of steel.

>hic< Give us a kiss and I'll let you hold them.:arrgh!:

Aktungbby 11-01-14 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2257313)
You forgot about my balls of steel.

>hic< Give us a kiss and I'll let you hold them.:arrgh!:
To chill the medicinal alcohol of course! http://media1.picsearch.com/is?DYz2u...PgA&height=249:DA particular favorite of mine!http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/012...g?v=1412114756And let's not foget another great captain and his 'ball bearings'!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlV3oQ3pLA0 :har:

Wolferz 11-01-14 02:20 PM
Numb nu numb numb
 
The Novacaine mutiny?

Aktungbby 11-01-14 02:56 PM
bilgerat propulsion!
 
Well, I , was thinking about kinetic propulsion for our bilge-boot from this http://image.shutterstock.com/displa...e-18610246.jpg:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3coR_48Txw to this: ...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiQzn8aHNt8 with some of Catfish's home grown mushrooms and a good medicinal cabernet!:doh:

Wolferz 11-01-14 04:32 PM
That sculpture is mesmerizing.:o

Eichhörnchen 11-07-14 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2257449)
Well, I , was thinking about kinetic propulsion for our bilge-boot from this

Well how about from these instead: http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15206.gif

Armistead 11-07-14 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Eichhornchen (Post 2258994)
Well how about from these instead: http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15206.gif
How is Wolferz gonna captain the boat and propel it with his man boobs at the same time....He's the only one on the sub that has this ability...

Aktungbby 11-08-14 04:39 PM
No draggin' yer scaly tail on this NOW!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2259026)
How is Wolferz gonna captain the boat and propel it with his man boobs at the same time....He's the only one on the sub that has this ability...
SIMPLE! :har: ...not necessarily!!!:doh: http://www.drag-queen.com/http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...eBrazil-1.jpeg

Armistead 11-08-14 07:03 PM
I'm not sure what a picture of the Bilge's aft torpedo crew have to do with the subject....

fireftr18 11-08-14 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2259229)
I'm not sure what a picture of the Bilge's aft torpedo crew have to do with the subject....
:timeout:
I distinctly remember assigning Donna to the aft torpedo room and none of them look like her. What have you been doing behind my back Armistead? :hmmm:

Armistead 11-08-14 09:56 PM
You have no authority to assign, so she didn't pay attention to you....which is been the case for 5 years. She runs the kitchen....

Buddahaid 11-08-14 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2259229)
I'm not sure what a picture of the Bilge's aft torpedo crew have to do with the subject....
That is so funny. :salute: :har:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QD9DoBU1rc...ucjg2661_s.jpg


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