Granted, but you have no grenades to fire from it so it is totally useless to you.

I wish I was the sole supplier for RPGL ammunition.

granted, but now the factory closes so your cant sell anything


i wish i had a Zundapp with sidecar

Granted. Unfortunatly, you picked the wrong religion.

I wish i had more room for my library.:hmm:

Granted, but the contractor that built the new addition to your house didn't get the proper permits, so the neighbors complain about the ugly site of a new library so close to their residential area.

Now you only have 30 days to tear it down at your expense.

I wish I had a real girl like they use to paint on the nose of planes in WWII ...

Hey, wait, that's cheatin' No actual Northwest laws/ cases. You'd think I was trying to build a casino in the gorge.:roll:

Anyway, back to the game....

Granted, but you'll need to buy a large bottle of penecillin:rotfl: :damn: . The rash will go away in time.


I wish I was... a lumberjack, swinging from tree to tree.

Granted, but whilst you are swinging through the trees you are spotted by a hunter who mistakes you for a world record breaking (size wise) exotic parrot. He shoots you, has you stuffed and mounted in his trophy room.

I wish there was no conflict in the Middle East.

Granted, the conflict in the Middle East is relocated to the Middle of your Living Room.

I wish I knew everything about computer hardware.

Granted, but you nothing about the software your wanting to install.

I wish there was a three legged chicken I could keep up with in a race.

Granted: http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/d...h_genie9hy.gifbut you couldn't even catch a cold ne'er mind a three legged chicken.....

I wish for a new computer for my birthday

Granted, but it's Laurens old one :rotfl:

I wish I can remember to bring that spare RAM to yours this weekend ;)

Granted: look in to my eye ''you wont forget''
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d...uarade/032.jpg
YOU WILL NOT FORGET;)


I wish I was on holiday.

that eye has to be the ultimate crush depth

Granted, but you lose your passport, you are grabbed by Arkansas hillbillies and put to work on a pea farm.

I wish I had a hot tub.

Granted, but not realising just how hot it is, you jump in and then have to race into the next room for a cold shower.

I wish it was possible to move house without the fuss of packing.

Granted: just jack it up and put the original wheels back on it, ;) :rotfl:

i wish it wasn't as cold today?

Granted! What are you doing in Neal's hot tub wish!?!


I wish it would hurry up to July, so we can do the Subsim party!

Granted, but you do realise the venues been changed to London don't you ?, so you need to get them flightd booked early.

I wish my earlier statement was true.

Ha! Granted! But tractorsim buys out subsim and it is relocated to a corn field in Iowa (US):up:


I wish they would add playable Japanese subs to sh4.

Granted, but every time you set sail some American torpedoes you.

I wish my Kawasaki was running.

Granted, but now Neal shows up on his Suzuki and challenges you to a race.

I wish steak had anti-calories.