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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.
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What a party I had last night. Can't remember a thing from it, I will however never forget it
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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - coolfunnyquotes.com
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“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”
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“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
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“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
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“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
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“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
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“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”
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“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
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