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Aktungbby 09-03-14 02:51 PM
Shake Rattle n' Roll BBY!
 
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2239173)
LOL :haha: I've been called a deity many, many times.
It never involved a tectonic event though.:D:03::shucks:
How Priapismic for you Fearless Leader! We 'rats of a lesser god' need all the help we can get. Just for You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Feq_Nt3nM :har:

Wolferz 09-03-14 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2239184)
How Priapismic for you Fearless Leader! We 'rats of a lesser god' need all the help we can get. Just for You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Feq_Nt3nM :har:
I wasn't bragging. Just stating a fact.

Oh, alright, I was bragging.:yep:


It's not what you have that counts, it's how you use it.:rock:
:arrgh!:Shivering timbers tells you, you did it right.:arrgh!:
Harrrrrrr!

Tango589 09-05-14 11:00 AM
I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.:nope:

Wolferz 09-05-14 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2239834)
I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.:nope:
Ouch! Is it time to seek out 2.0?

Tango589 09-05-14 02:21 PM
No, after all, I did surprise her without asking first...:03:

Armistead 09-05-14 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2239257)
I wasn't bragging. Just stating a fact.

Oh, alright, I was bragging.:yep:


It's not what you have that counts, it's how you use it.:rock:
:arrgh!:Shivering timbers tells you, you did it right.:arrgh!:
Harrrrrrr!
So you're the Captain of an escort, eh?

Aktungbby 09-05-14 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2239834)
I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.:nope:
Hey no misquoting my sig ...unless your "three Sheets to the Wind" and even then she'll not like the "cut of your jib"!:Kaleun_Cheers:

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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2239887)
No, after all, I did surprise her without asking first...:03:
Futile Frontal assaults are a tacit admission of the lack of the "art of war' especially when the rasping sound of your scaly bilgerat tail gives away your position in the dark to an experienced paramour with good hearing!!:O::haha:
http://us.cdn2.123rf.com/168nwm/vect...rrible-rat.jpg
Rats! foiled again!

Wolferz 09-06-14 05:21 AM
relief supplies...
 
Enjoy.
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...nd_mice1-1.jpg

Wolferz 09-06-14 10:54 AM
^^By the way, I've already ruined all three of them.:03: So don't go looking for love.:O:

Wolferz 09-06-14 12:13 PM
In honor of a failed attempt...
 
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2239834)
I tried splicing the wifes' mainbrace, but just got a slap in the chops and kicked out of bed for my troubles.:nope:


http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...ndsock_big.gif




Remember: A woman has to be in the mood. A man just has to be in the room.

"Not tonight honey, I have a headache"

"That's ok, I just sprinkled it with powdered aspirin."

Aktungbby 09-06-14 01:17 PM
Felicitous 'aspirinations'
 
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2240144)
"That's ok, I just sprinkled it with powdered aspirin."
"O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die." Romeo and Juliet V iii 169-170 :woot:

Wolferz 09-06-14 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2240170)
"O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath; there rust, and let me die." Romeo and Juliet V iii 169-170 :woot:
J: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou?

R: Down here in thy bushes. Tosseth some White Cloud.

Tango589 09-06-14 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2240112)
^^By the way, I've already ruined all three of them.:03: So don't go looking for love.:O:
Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about :yep:.

Aktungbby 09-06-14 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2240181)
Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about :yep:.
Entertainment!!!All we baby boomers ever got from mom was:http://us.cdn3.123rf.com/168nwm/jgro...wborn-baby.jpg...the rest we learned at the barbershop:O:

Wolferz 09-06-14 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2240181)
Who mentioned love, I'm just interested in the kind of entertainment that your mother warned you about :yep:.
My mum raised four male children and offered no warnings or advice. She just turned us loose on the world.:huh::rock::D

However, she did ask what I did to wife 2.0 after their first meeting. The only girl I ever brought home that she approved of.:smug:

I kept my answer brief and cryptic. *shrug*:haha:


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