Granted, that video of you kissing a 1:1 scale Barney teddy-bear is uploaded to YouTube and you become more popular than Star Wars kid.

I wish I had the time, skill and money to play Golf.

granted but you will get no hole in 1s.:p
I wish I had the the world's biggest train set.

granted, but your home will be filled up till the roof and you wont be able to get inside to play with it


i wish my M40 uniform arrived this week :arrgh!:

Granted but Miss Kitty will tear it to bits:p
I wish I cold write a novel about WWII.

Granted! Your persistance and diligence pays off and you write the consummate WWII epic novel. Unfortunately, most of the world now operates at a 3rd grade reading comprehension level (at best) and your masterpiece ends up languishing on the book sellers shelves.

I wish I could lose this 20 pound "spare tire" around my waist... :oops:

Granted, but you have to walk around wearing bin liners for clothes because your too poor to change/replace everything in your wardrobe.

I wish I had been responsible for the beating I saw a hit and run driver receive today.

Granted, unfortunately the guy tried running away because he's a member of a terror cell and feared the police would lock him up. As such, he's the kind of guy fond of holding grudges and manages to convince the head of his organization to make you their bombing target in revenge. Their attack does fail to kill you, destroying, for the worse, your computer with all your SH3/4 save-games, mod files and dwarf pornography.

I wish I had a long-range private jet.

Granted but i made the fuel tanks a tad smaller thus making it short ranged.
I wish i had something to annoy people with.

Granted, but Wastegate isn't available till the first of the year or until he gets out of jail, meaning whichever comes first. :lol:

I wish Santa Claus could find me in all of this snow ...

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Granted, he does, but only to tell you why you won't get any presents: because you hadn't gotten rid of all the snow in your chimney!

I wish that man could travel in space at the same extent as in Star Wars...

Granted but nobody wants to risk their life

You forgot to make a wish :lol:

I wish that dwarf pornography was banned in every country on the face of the Earth.

Granted, obese people pornography takes over the void left by it's demise

I wish for a perfect Christmas day and a great New Year forr all subsimmers!